It’s a proven scientific fact that insults are 100x better when they’re spoken with a British accent.
One of our favorite facets of British English are the beautiful insults that are possible with the proper turn of phrase. So, in a bid a further cultural understanding, we’ve decided to put together a list of the most beautiful British insults.
This list is not for the faint of heart and will feature some rather rude language. You’ve been warned!
- Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
- Wanker – Idiot
- Slag – Whore, the worst kind
- Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
- Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
- Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
- Arsehole – Asshole
- Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
- Chav – White Trash / Low Class
- Dodgy – Shady character
- Git – Moron, Idiot
- Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
- Manky – Disgusting
- Minger – Very unattractive woman
- Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
- Naff – Tacky
- Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
- Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
- Pillock – Idiot
- Plonker – Idiot
- Prat - Idiot, asshole
- Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
- Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
- Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
- Twit – Idiot
- Knob Head – Dickhead
- Piss Off – Go Away
- Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
- Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
- Skiver – Lazy sod
- Knob – Dick
- Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
- Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
- Berk – Idiot
- Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
- Ankle-biters – Children
- Arse-licker – A sycophant
- Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
- Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
- Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
- Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
- Gannet – Greedy person.
- Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
- Ligger – freeloader
- Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
- Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
- Maggot – A despicable person
- Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
- Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
- Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
What’s your favorite British insult? Let us know in the comments! Please try to stay away from racism and keep it relatively humorous.
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I’ve heard James May refer to his “colleagues” quite a few times as “numpties.” I’m assuming that’s close to muppet or git?
Numptie is a Scottish word for idiot
#8 is more commonly used to mean crazy or mental.
#30 typo – should read ‘lazy sod’
#33 is more silly, foolish. Would only be applied to a man if he was weedy or effeminate.
#40 – typo – Daft as a Brush
#43 – typo – Gone to the Dogs
#45 more commonly used to describe extreme happiness rather than promiscuity.
#46 – see also ‘Mad as a box of frogs’
#48 more slag or minger – nothing to do with being cheap, just nasty. When used on a man, equivalent of wanker or douche.
About Jo – Jo is an ex-pat Brit who has lived in the USA for 11 years. Originally from London, she has lived in Cornwall, Somerset, Milton Keynes and North Wales so has been exposed to a great deal of regional scatology as well as the regular kind over the years in her career in Customer service. Finds the American vocabulary to be distinctly lackiing when it comes to creative insults but works hard on remedying the situation. Has succeeded in introducing ‘Bollocks’, ‘Piss Off’ and ‘Bloody Hell’ into the vernacular of the western Atlanta area.
Thanks for the feedback. Apparently our spell checking program got confused checking ‘British’ terms!
Someone who’s not at all good looking: has a face like a chewed up toffee.
LMFAO!!!!!
Actually I’d always heard this as “face like a bulldog chewing a wasp” or ‘licking piss off a thistle”
Yep theres many variations, bulldog chewing a wasp is probably the most popular.
My personal favourite is ‘ A face like a bag of smashed crabs ‘
hahahaha
My dear old mum used to say I had a “boat wot looked like a bucket of smashed crabs” and it was enough to “scare kids away.” Boat = boatrace=face.
She also used to say I looked ‘like a stuntman’s knee’ or if she was really on form, I looked ‘like you’ve been apple bobbin in chip fat.’ (hot oil)
I don’t miss her very much, to be honest.
John Gielgud famously described Anthony Quayle as having a face like ‘two tins of condemned veal’.
A sandwich short of a picnic being one of my particular favourites. Dunderhead is another one. I am trying that East of Atlanta as the R Word just seems to cover everything mentally challenged in Georgia. I also find the word spazz abhorent but again that is viewed as acceptable in the United States.
Dont forget that lovely description of someone ugly who is said to have a face like a Bulldog chewing a wasp
I seem to recall that phrase was once used to describe the late, great Margaret Rutherford…
Or the variant (and my personal favourite):
“… face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.”
I’m likely to take this one with me wherever I go for the rest of my life.
When some one is seen as ugly they say he fell out of a tree and hit every branch coming down
It’s”fell out if the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on thecway down!”
One of my faves: “a face like a bucket of frogs”
Should # 21 be “prat”?
There’s no way that #4 is in popular usage here in Britain. Yes, it is used in ‘Monty Python and the Holy Grail’ to refer to the French enemy, and many Python tropes have found their way into cult usage – but this isn’t one of them. I believe its familiarity to Americans probably owes more to its use in a 1990s episode of The Simpsons and its subsequent adoption by some US commentators to refer to French opposition to the invasion of Iraq in 2003.
Say what?
I agree with Nic, never heard #4 in our corner of South East Essex.
We also say ‘ s/he’s got a face like a slapped ass’ where the a sounds as if it has an r in it. Not sure if it will let me comment through if I use the regular British word
It has been in common use in some of the tabloids and I must admit I’ve used it myself occasionally.
Face like a slapped arse means a miserable pissed off pouty look, not ugly looking. Could it be Essex girls are getting things wrong and displaying a poor command of English?
Babe, basically, i was like, literally shocked to death, I promise you…like I swear, I literally died!! ..I was like, OMG wasn’t I Tiffany?
A few sandwiches short of a picnic: Lacking intelligence
Theres the classic “you little basket”, which is the adorable upper class English version of snarling “you little bastard” to a child before hitting them. All my best curses came from my (guess what nationality?) father.
“Berk” is a shortened form of the rhyming slang term “Berkshire Hunt”. Princess Anne got into a lot of hot water when she employed it.
toe rag: useless, despicable person, perhaps bordering on criminal
It’s not an insult, but it is a pretty weird compliment: the dog’s bollocks (as in the bee’s knees)
“The dog’s bollocks” A strange compliment? Not really. Just picture them. They’re out-standing.
Thanks for this. I had been looking for British terms that might be equivalent to “poor white trash” or “trailer trash” as used in America. So may I infer that chav or pikey might fit the bill?Something like “In Doctor Who Rose’s family was chav.” Or “Rose’s mom seemed like a pikey compared to other companions.” I know what they’d say in Atlanta having lived in Georgia almost a decade but I was hoping to be able to be pejorative in the UK as well.
Chav really means someone who has the very best of bad taste. i.e. Essex man with the blue & white striped zebra couch. Showy loud prat with low intelligence. Pikey is a lot closer to trailer trash. Gippo works too.
‘Wazzock’, ‘Lummox’, ‘Numpty’ and ‘Bellend’… are my favourite insults. Can’t go wrong with ‘Twat’ or ‘Wanker’ either to be fair.
Apologies didn’t mean to put that there before I’d finished! One thing I did want to point out is generally ‘Chav’ is a noun to describe/insult people- in general use it tends to cover how they dress/style themselves… i.e. Cheryl Cole, Cher Lloyd etc…
‘Chavvy’ is the adjective…
The only group of American people that come close to the word ‘Chav’ that I can think of are people featured on 16 and pregnant and Jersey Shore!
The term ‘pikie’ is mildly racist- and a bit more than just someone describing trashy/chavvy people
Yeah, I wouldn’t call anyone in Britain a pikey or a gippo because it’s pretty insulting and if they are a gypsy then you’re in the shit and should run.
Following on from that, ‘chav’ is originally from a Romany (Gypsy) word meaning ‘child’, so Chav specifically refers to a teenager, though it is gradually being extended to refer to somewhat older people as well as a general insult for someone with bad taste in clothing and a cheeky or antisocial attitude.You wouldn’t though refer to a middle-aged person as a Chav. ‘Shaver’ as in ‘young shaver’ referring to a cheeky youngster comes from the same source, though it’s less commonly heard now.
Well, a lot of British slang only translates approximately into US equivalents because of the cultural differences. ‘Pikey’ or ‘piker’ for example, is strictly speaking a derogatory term for a Gypsy or tinker. (It’s originally a shortening of ‘turnpike’) So when used for a non-Gypsy, it implies an outsider – someone with a chaotic uprooted lifestyle who is not to be trusted or someone living off their wits, possibly ‘criminally’.
I’d be a bit careful using the words ‘pikey’ and ‘gypo’ – yes they are commonly used to refer to something or someone lacking class but they are also hugely derogatory terms that refer to gypsies and travelers.
On a separate note, I always though ‘wazzock’ was a West Country term.
The trouble with British slang it is so nuanced that somebody not 100% sure of what they are saying can get theselves into a lot of trouble very quickly. I lived with a few Canadians, one of whom was always getting the context wrong. ‘Twat’ for example means ‘vagina’ and is fine among mates but I would never use it at work. ‘Bugger’ mean anal sex but would be fine to be used in the office.
Just a quick heads up about “chav”… In the UK, it tends to be used by the middle and upper classes as a derogatory term for people with less money/social standing than them. We’re still ruled by class over here and many aspects of our culture are thinly disguised ways for the privileged to shit all over the less fortunate – the rise of the term “chav” is down to this. Not nice, in any way.
Further reading: http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2011/may/31/chav-vile-word-fractured-britain
Get bent, Bugger off or Piss off, three of my favorites for go away.
“I’d rather eat my own hair” – particularly good when said by BBC TV presenter.
“You big girl’s blouse” – EastEnd term even had been used by Queen Vic’s Peggy Mitchell on EastEnders once or twice.
“Not the sharpest knife in the drawer”, “Not the brightest bulb on the tree” – said by everybody often.
it’s pants, dog’s dinner, sling your hook, ad inf….
“Cheese-eating surrender monkeys” is from “The Simpsons,” first uttered by the irascible Scotsman, Groundskeeper Willie, whilst substitute-teaching the French class at Springfield Elementary.
My Scottish father-in-law once explained that “a farthing off the shilling” is one way to descibe someone who isn’t too bright. It’s synonymos with “not all there” or “a few fries short of a Happy Meal.”
Another more common phrase, with the same meaning, is “not the full shilling.”
A shilling is now a 5pence coin. 5p is worth slightly more than an American nickel.
A derogatory Scottish word is “cow” which is another word for a whore.
Hey
I’m from south London, with a Cockney mother, so there aren’t many British insults (cusses) that I haven’t heard.
Just thought I’d correct a few things – Tosser and Wanker both mean someone who masturbates a lot
and Pratt and Twat are both slang terms for Vagina, but are used as derogatory terms for an idiot or arsehole.
Just because you seem to enjoy this stuff here is a term used when something is better than nothing (I heard this for the first time when I was about 8, after my dad had won a tenner on the lottery).
It better than a poke in the eye with a carrot.
Enjoy
Kelly
Nice list, you’ve got most of the ones I use
Corrections:
#40: Daft as a brush
#50: Pug-ugly
A face like a bag of bolts
…or a sack of spanners!
just got back on Sat. after 12 days in the UK. Weather changes every 15 minutes….literally…it was sunny on minute, then very dark cloudy, then rain, back to sunny. we just kept on going. This was our 6th visit to the UK and each visit is more enjoyable. We just love wandering around the villages, such as Beaconfield, Gerrards Cross, Amersham for example. Often we catch “market day” which is fun to browse the stalls of food, veggies, and “stuff”. We road the train into the city and toured St. Paul’s Cathedral one day. Also, we drove to Straford-Upon-Avon and visit “Willie’s” place. What a charming town….had a great lunch at the pub along the river…. As I said we enjoy wandering the countryside and the villages alot and just some time in the city.
I enjoy your website alot. thanks
ruth bryant
So jealous that you were there when the weather was at least warm. I went at the end of May for 2 weeks & we froze our arse’s off!!! It was so bloomin cold & I only took warm weather clothes. Everyone must have thought I was a git!
Hi Denise. It’s unlikely anybody thought of you as a git, unless you’d taken a lollipop from a small child! Git tends to be used to describe somebody who has done something questionable, such as setting a friend up for a prank. Or, indeed, stolen confectionery from a child!
Wondering about an expression i heard recently on Coronation St…Hayley Cropper was indicating that Mary was crazy or eccentric, and she referred to her as ‘dew-lalley’.
Pardon my phonetic spelling; I’d love to know the correct spelling, please!
Regards!
Gina C.
It’s spelt Doolally, Gina. I’ve heard that the phrase comes from the Doolally Army transit camp in India – some soldiers spent so much time there, they felt they were being driven up the wall with boredom.
Mike
Even as a non ex-pat brit of 54 years I have never heard the derivation of ‘Wazzock’ – thanks.
As to 38 & 39 – never heard of them.
Phil, wazzock is (maybe more “was” now) a northern term. I haven’t heard 38 either, but I’ve chuffing well heard of 39!
One of my favourite english expressions, though, is mardy, which means spoiled. As in the phrase “well, there’s no need to get all mardy arsed about it. Its provenance is uncertain, although I found a paper from a US Ivy League university that suggested it is a corruption of “marred”.
‘Wazzock’ and ‘pillock’ are both totally normal Yorkshire terms for an idiot. I’ve always used them both (I was born in the early Seventies), especially to describe someone who isn’t within earshot rather than as direct insults.
In my neck of the woods the word “Mucker” means mate/friend. I also think it has been used in Manchester not sure
There are a couple of expressions I miss hearing as an expat living in the US for over 20yrs.
1: Walks like his ass is chewing a toffee–intended for a man who walks efeminately.
2: He/she has a face like a pound of smacked tripe!–person who is ugly
3: Gobsmacked!–lost for words,amazed.
4: It’s a load of shite!–shite being another way of saying shit
5: (for women) I’m having it all taken away and a fireplace put in!–another way of saying she is having a hysterectomy!
6: Everyone has the right to be ugly,but he/she is abusing the privilage– ugly person.
I can think of many more.I’m originally from the North East of England,some of these words or phrases are Northern in origin.
To express love or affection for one’s beloved sweetheart, one may address the beau in the following manner….
Ahem….I’d crawl naked through a barrel of broken glass just to pick the sweetcorn/peanuts* out of your shite.
(*Delete as applicable.)
Your definition of a ‘wazzock’ is more offensive than the word itself, and the definitions of the truly offensive words just don’t do the original words justice.
I absolutely LOVE number 4! I hadn’t heard that one before and can hear my father’s ashes rising up and applauding! One of my favorite British sayings is “don’t get your knickers in a twist”.
I really enjoyed this article but I found some of it to be somewhat factually incorrect and some great opportunities have been missed. I hope you don’t mind but I’ve added corrections expanded some of the definitions for you.
1. Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk. Incorrect: A tosser is someone who masturbates a lot; more specifically a man. A woman cannot ‘toss herself off’, she would have to ‘rub one out’ however it is permissible for both man and woman to not ‘give a toss’ which is pretty much the same as ‘couldn’t give a shit’. Also a word that can be combined with others for impact: “what are you looking at you fucking tosspot”?
2. Wanker – Idiot. Incorrect: this is another word for someone who masturbates a lot and is again more properly applied to men than women – ‘to wank oneself off’ or ‘to have a wank’. Wank and toss are mostly interchangeable but it would never be proper to claim that you ‘couldn’t give a wank’ – never. Another word that can be combined for comic effect: “Oh that’s very funny that is, did you think that up yourself wankchops”?
3. Slag – Whore, the worst kind. Partially correct: A slag is properly applied to any sexually promiscuous woman, a bit like a slut but with one big difference: A slut sleeps with everybody and anybody whereas a slag sleeps with everybody and anybody but you.
4. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French. Correct: England versus Germany, France is the pitch.
5. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid. Correct.
6. Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman. Incorrect: A woman with below average intelligence or any woman (who may be of exceptional intelligence) that has done something particular dull witted.
7. Arsehole – Asshole. Incorrect: The correct spelling is arsehole and it always will be.
8. Barmy – Stupid or crazy. Partially correct: Someone who is barmy is a bit eccentric rather than stupid or crazy. The important difference being that to describe someone as barmy would normally be done with affection.
9. Chav – White Trash / Low Class. Correct: Only properly applied to whites.
10. Dodgy – Shady character. Partially correct: A character can be dodgy but so can inanimate objects.
“Oi Jim, fancy buying this telly for a fiver”.
“I dunno Dave, is it dodgy”?
“Of course it’s fucking dodgy you gormless cunt, who sells a telly for a fiver unless it’s bent? Div”!
11. Git – Moron, Idiot. Partially correct: More proper applied to a person who takes enjoyment from petty and callow behaviour.
12. Gormless – Complete lack of common sense. Correct: Someone who is, quite frankly, a bit of a div.
13. Manky – Disgusting. Correct.
14. Minger – Very unattractive woman. Correct: A woman who is only to be sexually entertained after lashings of beer. The word can also be shortened to ‘Minge’ which is another word for a ladies rude parts – twat, fanny, lovebox etc.
15. Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety). Correct.
16. Naff – Tacky. Correct.
17. Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy. Correct: “Stay away from him, he’s a total nutter”. Alternatively ‘To go a bit nutty’, ‘the bloke’s a total nutbar/nutjob’ etc.
18. Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers. Partially correct: Only really properly applied to gypsies. Rhymes with ‘Do as you likey’. Gypsies don’t like being called pikeys, to be honest they don’t like being call gypsies either but hey ho.
19. Pillock – Idiot. Correct.
20. Plonker – Idiot. Partially correct: This comes from Person of Little Or No Knowledge, a PLONK which is slang often applied to female Police officers.
21. Prat – Idiot, asshole. Correct: Except you spelled arsehole wrong, again.
22. Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag. Correct: But not much nicer.
23. Trollop – A lady of questionable morals. Correct.
24. Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual. Correct: See also – ‘Turd burglar’, ‘Marmite driller’ etc.
25. Twit – Idiot. Correct.
26. Knob Head – Dickhead. Correct.
27. Piss Off – Go Away. Correct.
28. Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis). Correct: More properly a bell end refers specifically to the glans of the penis:
“You alright Jim, you’re walking a bit funny”?
“Fuck me Catherine, no I ain’t. I caught my bell end in my flies, right by the fucking Japs eye. It stings like a bastard”.
29. Lazy Sod – Useless idiot. Correct: More or less.
30. Skiver – Lazy sod. Correct: One can be a skiver and one can also ‘skive off’ or more plainly ‘skive’.
“Andy, have you finished that end of week report yet”?
“Sorry John, I haven’t”.
“Why not Andy, why not”?
“Well John, if I gave a toss about this wanky job I’d have troubled to think of a plausible excuse but the fact is that I’ve been skiving off all morning chatting up the girls in the typing office and laughing at videos of fat people falling over on Youtube” etc.
31. Knob – Dick. Correct.
32. Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire): Correct: Except for how you’ve spelled ‘labour’.
33. Ninny – Brilliant but inferior. Incorrect: This is just an abbreviation for ‘nincompoop’, which is an affectionate term for someone who’s not the sharpest tool in the box.
34. Berk – Idiot. Incorrect: Actually an abbreviation for rhyming slang ‘Berkeley Hunt – Cunt’ although curiously berk is generally seen as permissible, whereas any utterance of the word cunt even Berkeley hunt is most certainly not. Strange.
35. Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak. Pretty much.
36. Ankle-biters – Children. Correct.
37. Arse-licker – A sycophant. Correct:
“Get your tongue out of my arse you obsequious fuck”!
38. Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt. Incorrect: One who sells his arse or the arses of others. A male prostitute or a pimp.
39. Chuffer – An annoying perfusion. Incorrect. A chuffer or chuff is synonymous with arse:
“You alright there Esmerelda, you look like you’re walking funny”?
“I’m in pieces actually our Margaret, it was Algernon’s Birthday yesterday so I let him give me one up the chuff for a treat and I’m still a little sore”.
40. Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy. Correct.
41. Dead from the neck up – Stupid. Correct.
42. Gannet – Greedy person. Correct.
43. Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated. Correct.
44. Ligger – freeloader. Correct: Also see ‘ponce’.
45. Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore. Pretty much.
46. Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy. Correct: Or a ‘Box of frogs’.
47. Maggot – A despicable person
48. Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
49. Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
50. Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person. Partially correct: Pug ugly after ugly Pug dogs or Pug ugly after pugilists i.e. someone who looks like they’ve spent life having their face smashed in.
#50 plug ugly refers back to a cartoon character in the beano called plug who was extremely ugly , a youthful Shane McGowan springs to mind.
Not sure how widespread this is, and its not an insult as such but ‘you’ve got a face like a wet weekend’ is one of my favourites and most used!
My mum says I have a ‘face like a wet weekend in Bognor’
Hello
I wonder if the word ‘div” is still a widely used insult or it’s corny, dated 70′s stuff. I think I’ve heard it used in the tv-series ‘Life on Mars’ about a hundred times. And another thing: is/was it big only in and around Machester?
Cheers
Div does have a certain retro appeal but is still used to describe someone who has done something stupid. See also ‘diddlo’ as in a bit simple.
not the sharpets pencil in the box. Not the brightest star in the sky, Gone out and left the lights on . all apply to someone whos not too intelligent.
Theres nothing wrong that any expensive operation wont prolong…. a hypocondriac
a wizz…ie taking a wizz…. passing urine or hes as a wizz. really intelligent
a wuss. someone who frightens easily
shreddies….. undepants
spelk…. north east england dialect for a splinter
spelk…….In Scotland it is a skelf,it’s funny even tho they are regional terms they do look to have come from a common source.
The term Wanker has a number of meanings such as idiot or arse for example, if you are driving and are cut up by fellow road user you would call them a wanker. The term can also be used to identify some one who masterbates a lot.
My favourite is ‘mad a a bag of frogs’ meaning someone who does something silly or stupid.
North east England words ‘clarts/clarty meaning mud/muddy and chutty meaning chewing gum
We use the word ‘clatty’ in the West of Scotland and after seeing your north eastern term for muddy ‘clarty’ i’m wondering if there’s a link between both?It looks likely.
Im from Somerset in england or cider country as we call it heres bit more slang for ya – proper job =. Something thats good. Mucker = mate. Wason =.wassup. knob jockey = Dick head. Giro junkie = someone on benifits. Off key = someone whos a nut job. Grass = snitch. Safe / sound = cool. Also up the wronging or up the dirt box = banging someone up the arse . Had me end away =. Had a shag and in somerset shag can mean mate aswell as in ‘ u alrite there shag how u be then ‘.
Hi, Im from a small town just outside bath in england. My mother is from yorkshire and my father is from the south west so there’s not many insults i haven’t heard
My favorite is ‘skank’ or ‘skanky’ its just so versatile! ha! If someone is considered to be promiscuous you could say ‘she is a skank’ or ‘her behaviour was skanky’
Or if someone/something is dirty or run down it is skanky. ‘i’m not going down the rose and crown, that pub is skanky’
It also applied to someone who is a benefit scrounger ‘get a job you skank’ although for some reason it doesnt work the same on a man as it does on a woman. dont know why.
Anyway that’s my addition to the list
Further to comments pointing out that pikey is generally used to refer to gypsies, you might be interested to know that gypsie is itself a slang word, it was a shortening of the word ‘Egyptians’ as it was widely believed that gypsies came from Egypt originaly. In fact there are huge swathes of the language that were originally slang but seem to have graduated into formal speech – ‘flare up’ for example, coud be used in a BBC news report.. Chav refers to someone who wears their baseball cap under their hoody. Allthough most chavs may come from workng class backgrounds, the term does not refer to working class people in general, who are themselves likely to use the word. As pointed out berk is rhymng slang for cunt, but you need to be aware that in London the word cunt can be used as a term of offensive or in an amiable context, i.e. ‘its good to see you again you mad cunt’, or ‘put that table down before trying to open the door you daft cunt’. Berk is most often used in this latter context, rarely as a term of offence, so I think you translation as idiot is roughly correct.
face like a dropped pie and ugly as a hat full of arseholes are two australian variations that i like
My mate once told me I had “a face like the back end of a donkey”, so that was fun.
My favourits are parrot faced wazzock, stop yor winching (whining), he/she has taken a mardy pill (bad mood)
Hahaha loved the ‘stop your winching’ Carole as in Glasgow ‘winching’ means snogging.
my tuppenceworth …
Prat or Pratt is another word for vagina / cunt/ twat /burk … And this is confirmed by google which tells me its an old English word for the suchlike .
Git is another word for bastard , being a shortened form of illigitimate .
‘Eejit’ is one I grew up with,polite way of dismissing an unenlightened persons point of view,As in ‘Don’t listen to him,he’s an eegit’. A favourite in lowland Scotland and widely used in Ireland but usually spelled ‘eedgit’, And one I’ve heard a few times and i’m in no way condoning such flowery language is ‘as big as a wizards sleeve’ in reference to a #3 having lost the use of her pelvic floor and used usually by jilted men describing an ex as having a f@**y like a wizards sleeve. Or my personal favourite non pc desription of someone who profusely sweats as having been ‘sweating like a paedophile on a school bus’.
Loving all these additions. Home in bucks we had minging (adj) a lot for horrid stuff. loads of great stuff coming off ‘the inbetweeners’, if you’re not faint-hearted watch it for a scary-accurate depiction of british teenage lads! cluuunge!!! i also love ‘sponner’ (n) from the midlands for an idiot, or ‘cock off’ for go away. Munter also means an ugly person.