This is making the rounds on the various social networks this morning so I thought it was worth sharing.
Combine any of the three columns below to build your own Shakespearean insult and preface each one with Thou.
Jonathan is a consummate Anglophile with an obsession for Britain that borders on psychosis. Anglotopia is his full time job and he's always dreaming of his next trip to England, wishing he lived there - specifically Dorset - and is always trying to figure out a way to move to England. It will happen one day. Keep up with him on Twitter here.