British English is a fountain of beautiful words that we don’t normally use in America. Some are hilarious, some are rude and some are… interesting.
Here’s our list of our top 100 favorite British slang words and phrases. Oftentimes, it’s not so much the word itself that’s awesome – but the usage of it so we’ve included what the word means approximately ‘in American.’
There are some rather rude words and phrases on this list – you’ve been warned!
| 1. Tosser – Idiot 2. Cock-up – Screw up 3. Bloody – Damn 4. Give You A Bell – Call you 5. Blimey! – My Goodness 6. Wanker – Idiot 7. Gutted – Devastated 8. Bespoke – Custom Made 9. Chuffed – Proud 10. Fancy – Like 11. Sod Off – Piss off 12. Lost the Plot – Gone Crazy 13. Fortnight – Two Weeks 14. Sorted – Arranged 15. Hoover – Vaccum 16. Kip – Sleep or nap 17. Bee’s Knees – Awesome 18. Know Your Onions – Knowledgeable 19. Dodgy – Suspicious 20. Wonky – Not right 21. Wicked – Cool! 22. Whinge – Whine 23. Tad – Little bit 24. Tenner – £10 25. Fiver – £5 26. Skive – Lazy or avoid doing something 27. Toff – Upper Class Person 28. Punter – Customer/Prostitute’s Client 29. Scouser – Someone from Liverpool 30. Quid – £ 31. Taking the Piss – Screwing around32. Pissed – Drunk 33. Loo – Toilet 34. Nicked – Stolen 35. Nutter – Crazy Person 36. Knackered – Tired 37. Gobsmacked – Amazed 38. Dog’s Bollocks – Awesome 39. Chap – Male or friend 40. Bugger – Jerk 41. Bog Roll – Toilet Paper 42. Bob’s Your Uncle – There you go! 43. Anti-Clockwise – We Say Counter Clockwise 44. C of E – Church of England 45. Pants – Panties 46. Throw a Spanner in the Works – Screw up 47. Zed – We say ZZZZZZZ 48. Absobloodylootely – YES! 49. Nosh – Food 50. One Off – One time only 51. Shambles – Mess 52. Arse-over-tit – Fall over 53. Brilliant! – Great! 54. Dog’s Dinner – Dressed Nicely 55. Up for it – Willing to have sex 56. On the Pull – Looking for sex 57. Made Redundant – Fired from a job 58. Easy Peasy – Easy 59. See a Man About a Dog – Do a deal or take a dump 60. Up the Duff – Pregnant 61. DIY – Do It Yourself home improvements 62. Chat Up – Flirt 63. Fit – Hot 64. Arse – Ass 65. Strawberry Creams – Breasts 66. Shag – Screw 67. Gentleman Sausage – Penis 68. Twigs & Berries – Genitalia 69. Fanny – Vagina 70. Bollocks – Balls 71. Ponce – Poser 72. Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist – Don’t Get worked up 73. The Telly – Television 74. Bangers – Sausage 75. Chips – French Fries 76. Daft Cow – Idiot 77. Do – Party 78. Uni – College/University 79. Starkers – Naked 80. Smeg – From Red Dwarf 81. Bits ‘n Bobs – Various things 82. Anorak – A person weirdly interested in something 83. Shambles – bad shape/plan gone wrong 84. I’m Off to Bedfordshire – Going to bed 85. Her Majesty’s Pleasure – To be in prison 86. Horses for Courses – Won’t work for someone else 87. John Thomas – Penis 88. Plastered – Drunk 89. Meat and Two Veg – Genitalia 90. Knob Head – Idiot/Dickhead 91. Knob – Penis 92. Chav – White trash 93. It`s monkeys outside – it is very cold 94. Stag Night – Bachelor Party 95. Ace – Cool! 96. Plonker – Idiot 97. Dobber – Penis 98. BellEnd – Penis 99. Blighty – Britain 100. Rubbish – Garbage or ‘That’s crap!’ |
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Interesting list – some thoughts: #89 should be ‘meat and two veg’; knob also refers to male genitalia; vacuum has 2 ‘u’s in it and one ‘c’; ‘bloody’ doesn’t really mean ‘damn’, IMO there is no direct translation; not sure about #26 – I’ve heard ‘skive off’ as in someone took off early from their job/school and are shirking their responsibility but you always hear it paired with ‘off’; Taking the Piss also means just trying to get a rise out of someone by verbally giving them a hard time – it can be done in a teasing fun way or a mean-spirited way; ‘pants’ can also mean bad as in, ‘it’s just pants’; on the pull does not always mean sex, it can just mean meeting someone you fancy; if you have stag night, you ought to have hen night, too!
In relation to skive. you can have skiver. As in
harry isnt sick today he is just being a dirty skiver.
and
Im not going to go to that lesson I think Im gonna skive it.
You forgot DIP STICK = Pr—-K used a lot in TV series Fool & Houses
Sorry, TV series should be FOOLS & HORSES, I’m a real Dip Stick
It’s called “Only Fools and Horses”.
I think I can shed a bit of light on this – the use of the word ‘bloody’ as a curse and a general emphatic particle actually derives from the old English expression ‘By Our Lady’ (i.e the VIrgin Mary) obviously from the days when England was predominantly Catholic. Similar etymology for the cockney expression often written as ‘Cor Blimey’ which was another religious invocation and is a corruption of the term ‘God blind me’ as in may God blind me if I’m not telling the truth etc.
Also #71. ‘Ponce’ – I would be more inclined to substitute the word ‘freeloader’ as it always had that connotation when I heard it as a kid (also a bit like a pimp maybe, flashy but cheap!)
and 72. Don’t Get Your Knickers in a Twist – some nice variations: tits in a tangle, knickers in a knot, or my favourite, pants in a pandemonium (heard that one from dear old Frankie Howerd…)
A ponce is someone who lives off immoral earnings in origin in its rudest sense which has become used less offensively as a freeloader. Ie older generations can find it more offensive than younger generations.
Also used as a verb. As in “can I ponce a fag”. Ie can I have one of your cigarettes
Re “bloody”, sorry but that’s nonsense. The word dates back to pre-1000AD and it means exactly what it says it means – “bloody” (in the sense of murderous, gory, etc.) , coming from the Old English “blodig”.
#76 sould read …. Daft Cow -Idiot (Female)
Just would like to point out as i’m from the uk that 93 should be ‘its brass monkeys outside’ and ‘throw a spanner in the works’ is to have made something more complicated or difficult. Other than that most of them are pretty much what they mean but I did find in funny that easy peasy needed to be explained.
Tosser and Wanker is specifically about masturbation, or one who masturbates.
Yes this could refer to anyone, but there are also the terms ‘tossing’ and ‘wanking’ which is specifically about cracking out the knuckle children.
Dobber usually means a condom.
Rubber here means eraser, which is hilarious.
Hope that helps
J
I wouldn’t consider fancy, chuffed, bespoke, sorted, dodgy, wonky, whinge, tad, knackered, gobsmacked, loo or rubbish slangs. Surprisingly, these words are often used by Indians (here in India), too. So, I think it’s more about the regularity with which they are used in British countries or Commonwealth nations like India. Indians have a habit of adding ‘bloody’ to everything. I think it’s safe to call it an intensifier than giving it a proper definition.
Uni, I thought, was just short for university. Generally…
And, HOW can fortnight be considered a slang! I went to school in Saudi Arabia, and it was one of those things you were taught as child. You’d have to be a special sort of stupid to be unaware of that. We learnt it when we learnt time.
They’re not words commonly used in America, as this website is geared for Americans, they would surely like to know what those words mean.
My favorite is Ace! I thought wanker was a bit ruder than idiot, though. I had to get used to the way the British use the word “rude”. I learned the hard way that it wasn’t just surly. I also like their use of the word “mental” for describing a crazy person.
Suzie, you are correct. Wanker is an extremely rude term, referring to someone who “wanks off”, similar to US Slang for a “jerk off.” You get the picture. Not nice. It is usually reserved for someone who is a real arse.
That really made me laugh Dixie!!! and….true!
About half of these words, no one’s said since Dickins died. Also, about half the comments are BS. Also no-one under the age of 40 would EVER say about 95% of these words.
Trust I’m from the LDN
So am I lol I guess it depends what part, we use a lot of these, though some are actualy legal or dictionary terms so i dont know why they’re classed as slang.., but yeah. Some are a bit… Up north.
They’re words we don’t use and have a different meaning sometimes. So now if you anyone watches British shows, they’ll know what they hear.
…I’m British and I’m young, and I use loads of these words on a daily basis.
Completely unrelated, but being ‘made redundant’ shouldn’t really be translated as ‘being fired’. We have both terms here, but being made redundant is more like being told that the position you had just doesn’t exist anymore, whereas her, being fired implies that you did something wrong to warrant losing your job ie. you slacked off or something
I am in my 20′s, I work and live in London, and quite frankly, I don’t think 95% of Londoners (especially working class ones) have referred to it as “the LDN” since 2006, only now it’s used by wannabe “gangstas” (and no, I don’t think 95% of londoners have their sights set that low), how quaint and middle class!
Phrases mentioned on this page has been around for centuries, and will still very much be in use in the future, the gangsta slang you use will vanish once the fad passes, just like the Happy Hardcore scene, Madchester and the slang which came and went with it.
But then again, I can’t expect much more than text speak, lazy sentence structure and an insular attitude to language from someone who refers to one of the greatest novellists of all time and one of the catalysts for social change for the Working class (especially in London) as “Dickins”.
Words fail me.
Slang translations in brackets: Back in the day (a long time ago) I was a bit of a rude boy (juvenile delinquent) and did my fair share of bird (time in prison) for twoccing (stealing,taking without owners consent) rides(cars) and serving up (distributing) gear(drugs) Now I’m not trying to give it large(impress) by saying this but inside(in prison) is where you’re likely to clock(notice,hear)the most patter(patois,slang) I’ve done bird (served time) in London jails like Wanno(Wandsworth) Fetham and the Ville(Pentonville)and have used and clocked(noticed,heard) spars(friends) and the next man(other people)use shitloads(alot)of these words bare (many) times. Sorry about the unashamed display of slang but my point is there.In the jails of London town which is undoubtedly where most slang thrives and can even be necessary,the vast majority will use many of these words at some time or another.There is newer slang coming in from the youts and some will stick about for a long time whilst some will just vanish.The same thing happens with every new generation.But to say that most people under 40 don’t use these examples is just plain wrong…..trust!
I’m a nicely brought up gel from the South of England and at some time or other I have probably used all these words, though not many in polite company! It is more likely that most would be used by the under 40s. You wouldn’t expect your grandmother to say many of them. I agree with the first poster about the minor tweaks.
I’m 13 :p have used about 1/3 of these words… *tisk tisk*
I am trying to learn British English, as I already know American English but the correct way is how the British say it. “U” “eu” they are all proper and I want to be as sophisticated as can be. Most aren’t too off! Don’t get your panties in a twist.
Well,im not trying to be mean or anything but i thought you might wanna know since you’re interested it’s called the Queen’s English not British English…And like i said i’m not trying to be a know it all or anything*blush*I hope i helped.
No, the queens english is just the way she speaks it and that class of people and for generations before have spoken it. On the other hand we have british english, inclusive of many british dialects such as scouser, cockney etc..American english rocks, so if you know that cant see why you want to take a step back! LAKERS BABY!
It is called “the Queen’s English”, and the way she speaks it is “Received Pronunciation”.
We may not use these terms often (some I hear daily others only on 1970′s TV reruns) but as a Brit I understand each one…so I guess they are relevant today.
My only comment was ‘taking the piss’ is not related to being drunk but means to make fun of something/someone…
Pillock
Pikey
Mingin’
Mong
Lippy Cow
(Thanks to Top Gear and Beautiful People)
Best thing about using these words in the U.S. is that most people have never heard them and just think you’re being clever…
Can’t believe I forgot pillock on the list!
You also forgot the rather polite insult of “plank”
Not sure if I saw the word ”’Plonker” amongst the list. Plonker is a fun term meaning silly. It was made famous by British ( and VERY sucsessful ) TV Show called Fools & Horses. Another ”term” used back in the 70s, was ”Gordon Bennet”. In fact it was probably used to death. Dont know how it came about, but it was used as an ”Exclamation”. It was used in frustration, when the user couldnt actually believe what had just happened to them. They HAD to say something, so they would say ”Gordon Bennet”.
Gordon Bennet so my parents and grandparents have told me was a man who was shot for cowadice in the first world war.
His name became a swear word after that.
“Gordon Bennett!” Is actually a way of exclaiming “God!” (Gawd!) without actually doing so. We tend not to sound the letter “R” you see.. Just as those in the USA used to say “Gee”, which is actually the short form of “Jesus!”. My old drummer’s dad was actually named Gordon Bennett.
Ponce actually means an effeminate man
Bugger denotes sodomy
Wanker and Tosser both mean some who masturbates…just thought you should know
Buggery is sodomy
To wank is to Masturbate – a wanker is a jerk/asshole. Same with Tosser. They have dual meanings. I think Tosser is my favorite word.
I think you’ve undersold BUGGER. A most versatile word:
Oh! bugger, I just hit my thumb with the hammer.
You won the lottery, you lucky bugger!
Which bugger drank my beer?
I dropped the old clock; that’s buggered it.
I’ve had a tiring day at work and I’m buggered.
Some bugger drove into my car at the supermarket.
Well bugger me! (an exclamation of amazement and not an invitation).
Bugger it (meaning I can’t be bothered).
I’m buggered if I will (meaning there’s no way I’m going to do it).
You’ll be buggered if you don’t (meaning you’ll be buggered if you don’t!!).
I’m buggered if i can think of any more for now.
How about “Bugger off!” telling someone to get lost
I agree – a most versatile word, as is bollocks, in many ways.
You forgot about “Bugger-all” as in:
You know bugger-all about history!
Some favourite geordie slang
how man = request for attention
shut your dish = a request for silence (can be used most effectively precursed with ‘how man’)
gowk = apple core
bins or geps = spectacles
hoy = throw or pass something
eg. ‘hoy the chetties doon the chyebble’ = pass the potatoes down the dining table, there’s a good chap’
also ‘go out on the hoy’ = a night of enhanced relaxation and socialisation through significant consumption of alcoholic beverages which one ‘hoys doon the neck’
‘Geordie’ means person from North East England eg Newcastle / Gateshead by the way !
Ponce also means a person who uses other people for drinks etc.Poncing the ability to use people so you don’t have to use your own money.
There’s also “nonce” meaning paedophile or pervert (usually in prison).
Also, “ponce” is another word with various meanings, and also a verb, don’t you know?
yes, “ponce” is used more as a term indicating that they are very flashy or even a bit camp.
You also have ‘ponce about’ (“stop poncing about !”) is directed at someone who is aimless or slow especially when the person using the term is impatiently waiting for them. i.e. “Stop poncing about, we’ve got to be there in 5 minutes !”.
To ‘ponce off’ means ‘to scrounge’ an example would be “Are you gonna ponce off me all night or are you gonna get your own fags ?”.
An offshoot of this is “on the ponce” (usually used if going out on the piss), which is, in a nutshell, out for the night with no intention of paying for your drinks.
And what about “shake the milkman” ? is too illustrating ?
You are right Katlyn with your definitions of bugger and wanker, but when used as a slang word we don’t mean it literally! Bugger is usually said in frustration about something and wanker usually means the person is a prat or a plonker or a prick!!
Some countries are a little more liberal using slang!
‘PONCE’ is some one who lives of the earnings of a Prostitute, has been since Victorian time. Nothing to do with an effeminate man. Ponce is also used as to some one who is always on the cadge for drings hence the expression ‘Hes a Right Ponce’ Baz in East London where the word Ponce came from
Dog’s Dinner actually means you look terrible, rather than look good,
and is usually said about women who have tried to dress up but got it a bit wrong i.e ‘she is done up like a dog’s dinner’
It’s a “Dog’s Breakfast” & it means terrible, not nicely dressed. It it NOT a good thing!
OK, let’s just get this ‘bollocks’ thing cleared up
If you look like a dog’s dinner, you probably got dressed in the dark
If you are the best of the best then you’re the bollocks
If you make a mistake, you dropped a bollock
If you’re talking rubbish, you’re talking bollocks
There are bound to be more, but you get the frift!
Peter, you forgot the descriptive ‘top bollocks’ as in she’s got ‘andsome pair of top bollocks!
And, while we’re at it, what about the butchers?………..Skinny? I’ve seen more more meat on a butchers pencil!
or,
Cop her, fit as the butchers dog!
Hi! Nice list, but some of the translations are slightly out!
To ‘look like a dog’s dinner’ means to look a mess, as the other Paul mentioned above (or possibly below).
To be made redundant means to lose your job because the company can’t afford to pay you. It doesn’t mean to be fired, which implies that you screwed up!
We Brits have lots of euphemisms for rude body parts, but I’ve never heard of #65 or #68 before, so while they might be your favourites, I wouldn’t say they’re used very often.
Plus, you have “chap” twice. It refers to a pleasant middle-to-upper class man, not a friend specifically. So I might call Stephen Fry a nice chap, despite not knowing him.
Actually Paul, i have and have heard used the word ‘Chap’ very frequently to refer to a friend as in ‘Hey, You allright Chap?’, or ‘Hey chap, How Things?’ etc etc.
Yes there are many words here that have not quite hit the nail on the head with their interpretations, most of which have already been covered by previous posters.
If you haven’t heard of Twigs & berries, you should rent “Austin Powers.”
fave of mine my husband uses is “mutton dressed as lamb” referring to an older woman dressed in too youthful clothes Love your site Jonathan, many thanks Cheers!
Yes, “Mutton dressed as lamb” is a very common term, as is referring to a woman as a cow. I was shocked when I first heard it but I don’t think it’s as offensive to a Brit. “That silly old cow…”
mutton dressed as lamb is reffering to a woman as a sheep not a cow.
mutton is the name for a joint of meat from a sheep that is deemed to old to be sold as lamb.
I understand that & if you read carefully, you’ll see that I was referring to two separate expressions, mutton as lamb & woman as cow.
One derivative of this is “mutton dressed as lizard”, meaning an older woman dressing inappropriately in leather.
Never heard that before in my life Colin. Maybe it’s a you and you mates thing…. “mutton dressed as lamb” standard phrase however.
I’m strangely drawn by your list and have to say it’s reasonably accurate. I’d give it 95%. Upset to see the word ‘awesome’ in the intro paragraph though… points you out as being American instantly, although that has wormed it’s way into the UK now too……
Mark (UK)
Yes, 65 and 68 are a mystery to me to. Breasts were always “bristols” – from rhyming slang: Bristol cities. Or “knockers”. Also ” nosh” now means something entirely different from food. ” scoff” refers to any meal.
Others missed out were:
berk. : from Berkley Hunt. Work it out for yourself
two bagger : an unpleasantly ugly person whose head needs to be covered
by not one but two bags
porridge : prison
moody : suspicious. fake. something that may be stolen property
carrot cruncher : somebody from a rural area
Old Bill : the police
gizzit : something nice, worth having ie. give it to me
scal or scally : young man intent on minor crime. from rascal
sweded : badly hungover. your head is about as functioning as the vegetable
some of your defs are too polite.
In responce to a “two bagger”: yes it’s an ugly person, but you don’t cover their head with two bags. You cover their head with one bag and ONE BAG FOR YOUR HEAD IN CASE THE BAG ON THEIR HEAD BLOWS OFF!
Isn’t that a fugly?
A few more:
munter a not particularly attractive girl
divvy an idiot
strides or kecks trousers
bills undies, from Bill Grundy
chocker crowded
Alan Whickers knickers
a monkey £500
a oner or a long ‘un £100
a pony £25
chunder vomit
butchers look , butchers hook
deffo definitely
Breasts are also referred to as “jugs”, “hooters”, “fun bags” and a few other things I can’t currently think of.
Can you do a top 100 of Cockney rhyming slang? I know a few….but there are some that have been shortened (e.g. “berk” ) that I had no idea of the actual meaning.
Cheers,
Christine
It’s on our ToDo list!
Well Jonathan you would be a ‘SEPTIC’ unfortunately, From Septic Tank etc etc.
Right I’m off down the frog n toad to visit the rub a dub
This whole website is the dogs bollocks.
As opposed to the cat’s arse….tho I have to point out that these are very old expressions (tho still ace, to use another) – but I’d like to see a bit of urban slang, a bit of what the kids say, innit?
PS, as a Londoner born and bred, I know what “berk” is short for, but that one is terribly rude!!!
I’m gutted you forgot TWAT!
… or the popular portmanteau based on this, and another rather rude word, of “Twunt”
There We Are Then, when someone is really annoying you and you dont wnat to insult them any more and make them more annoying by calling them TWAT to their face.
pretty good overall but a few were a little off the mark
28, a Punter is most often used to describe someone placing any bet or a wager “taking a punt on a horse” although it can mean a customer in general
31, Taking the Piss, doesn’t mean screwing around, that would be “pissing about”,
Taking the Piss means to directly make fun of someone usually in a negative way
45. Pants refers to any under pants for both genders, ‘panties’ would only be worn by women
54. Dogs Dinner, means to dress messily or uncoordinated, “you look like a dogs dinner”
57, Made Redundant, means to lose a job through no fault. In the States “Fired” can mean this too, but in Britain “Fired” means you were let go because you did something wrong
65. I have never ever heard the phrase “Strawberry Creams” to mean ‘Breasts”?
70. Bollocks, although it can generally mean the male genitalia, it is more likely to be used as an exclamation for something that’s wrong or messed up, “that’s a load of Bollocks”,
unless you say, “That’s The Bollocks”, then it means it’s good (a shortened version of The Dogs Bollocks)
76. Daft Cow, the word Daft can be used to describe an idiot, but ‘Daft Cow’ would only be used to describe a female idiot
86. this one is completely incorrect, Horses for Courses, means “each to his own”, in other words different people like different things (different horses run better on different courses)
93. Chap, doesn’t really mean ‘friend’ it usually refers to a male adult of decent behavior, you would never call a Chav a Chap
PLONKER! I just love that word!!! Vernon loves the way I say it too. I never have an opportunity to use it because we just don’t use that word here where I live in the US.
Where’s the term “bloke”? I think it should be on your list. And if I never hear the word “brilliant” again, I won’t miss it. It seems to be the most overused slang phrase in England right now, just like “awesome” is here. I left England last Fall thinking how intelligent my conversation must be since many of my comments were deemed “Brilliant”!
I handed my train ticket to the conductor, and he handed it back and said, “Brilliant”. I thought, “gee, do others not know how to hand a ticket to a conductor?”
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Surely you left England last Autumn!
What about bathbun and toad?
I grew up hearing my mum call other adults that. They thought they were terms of endearment and not bastard or ass she was really calling them.
Thank you for the list and the chuckle. I think “lost the plot” is very clever. I would never have thought of “twigs and berries” in those terms.
I was giving a talk to a bunch of kids while visiting England and expressed that something was a real let down or depressing. I said that it was a real “Bummer.” Got such a good(laughing) response from the kids that I used it again. Was told later, by a group of young girls.
A.K.A. “homosexual”………..what a bummer. ; )
In NYC, the word “gap” refers to the female genitalia. When I was in London, and the voice came over the speaker to “Mind the Gap”, I thought that if the NY teens were there, they would have thought that they were being told to practice birth control! I told my London friend this, and we both had a good laugh. I said, “I am minding my gap, thank you!”
Crivvens! Help ma boab! Nae Scots slang on the list at a’
Wicked is used in the same way in New England USA, such as the Boston area.
Although similar, wicked is not used in the same way. In England wicked is used as an adjective as in “That movie was wicked!”. In New England it is used as an adverb “The movie was wicked good!”. Slightly different but you can see where it originated.
Also, I’m unsure about #80: Smeg – From Red Dwarf
Although Smeg was a character from Red Dwarf, the slang term “smeg” refers to smegma. If you’re unsure what it is look it up.
smeg was not a character from red dwarf. it was what lister used to call rimmer (smeg head). thus, a nickname, derived from slang meaning the gunk that comes from under a guys foreskin (or so im told….) x
so smeg head was a polite way of saying “d*ck head then?
no smeg isnt polite at all.
It means knob cheese.
or crusty penis.
Actually when Rob Grant and doug Naylor were writing Red Dwarf they chose Smeg as the main swear word as it didn’t really mean anything at the time. While it is clearly a shortning of smegma there was no use of it all in that way at that time.
It would mean that the characters could then “swear” to their hearts content on TV with no fear of censorship. It’s only now, because of the show being so popular it has become a (very) mild swear word.
Not sure #46 is quite right…to throw a spanner in the works means you’ve potentially messed up someone’s plans – for example, if someone has made reservations for dinner at a steakhouse and you don’t eat meat, you could say:
“Sorry to throw a spanner in the works, but I’m a vegetarian.”
what about “knock you up” for wake you up? we americans find this absolutely brill. p.s. some of these (i.e. #s 17, 23, 50, 61, 77 are pretty common in the u.s.)
One of my favorites was not on the list. Winker for turn signals. A friend from England stationed in the US quite a few years ago was driving her kids to school one morning when the turn signal lever fell off the steering wheel. She pulled into a gas station and told the attendant “I need help. My winker fell out!” The guy was so puzzled, she got upset and couldn’t remember to call it a turn signal. Finally she pointed to the place where the lever fell out and he realized what she was talking about and fixed it. We laughed about this for days!
I’ve never heard winker. Are you sure it wasn’t blinker?
yer winker isnt right. a turn signal is an inidcator
Restroom, for breakroom. It worried me at first because Bodie and Doyle of the PROFESSIONALS were always going to make tea in the restroom. Seemed a bit unhygienic to me!
Well, makes sense though… when we visit the toilet, we don’t go for a rest[room] or to put on powder[room]… though I hear that some do sniff powder there!
So we have many other useful words for this room:
Bog
Khazi
Crapper
For #1s we go for a slash or go to pay the water bill or paint the porcelain
For #2s we go for a Queensway (used to be a large department store that always had sales with the sign in the window reading “Massive Clearout”)
Oh, and on aside, when we make our own cigarette over here, we roll a fag… I believe some other activity entirely ensues in America when you do this!
Surely “loo” is the most commonly used term for what Americans call the “restroom”.
Go for a Jimmy
Scrummy- a mash up of scrumpish and yummy
Thought I knew all the British slang but recently learned that “minge” was slang for female genitalia and/or pubic hair. I’m assuming that “mange” is slang for the male equivalent
So now you understand that when you describe someone as a “minger” (say as ‘singer’), we are alluding to the fact that we do not find that person (male or female) aesthetically pleasing!
it is pronounced minge as in fringe. mange isnt the male version. mange is what homeless dogs get.
that stray looked so rough i think it had mange.
Rough = ugly
Hmmm,thinking about dosh for money but not sure it’s cockney or not.I know some cockney slang but you said you were doing that list soon.
mobile=cell phone
to ring=to call someone
lovely=nice,not necessarily pretty
cheers=thanks,or thanks alot
We sometimes use ‘dosh’ for money ‘up north’
‘Knock you up’——————call on you.
…or get you pregnant – be careful how you use that one!
its only ever to be used as pregnant.
Also, “taking the mickey”. My cousins often use that one.
It comes from the rhymings sling “Mickey Bliss” = piss.
Natalie, I’ve never heard of “Mickey Bliss”, but that may be a London expression so I wouldn’t have. My understanding was that ‘Micky’ was a contraction of ‘micturition’ which is a synonym of ‘urination’, thus “taking the mickey’ for ‘taking the piss’ which used to mean mocking but seems also to mean ‘taking advantage of” or ‘pulling a fast one’ nowadays.
Of course you won’t hear “Mickey Bliss”, because, as with all Rhyming slang, only the first word or couple of syllables are used. I mean, come on, who on earth refers to a curry as a “Ruby Murray” your hair as “Barnet Fair” a look as a “Butcher’s Hook”, own/alone as “Tod Sloan” or one’s breasticles as “Thrupenny Bits” or “Bristol Cities” ?
It’s a having Ruby, getting your Barnet sorted, taking a Butcher’s, on your Tod, and it’s your Thupennies or Britsols – never, EVER the full phrase – The only time your hear a full phrase is when a Mockney (or The Sun) tries to force a phrase for it to catch on, like Britney Spears/Ray Mears for beers
I’ll give you one thing, rhyming slang is esoteric
The Inbetweeners is definitely the best place to hear current British slang… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0B7YQQlzq4
a lot of these words are used for Australian slang as well
You are having a giraffe – a laugh, you are making fun of me
spending a penny – going for a pee
having a butcher`s – having a look – butcher`s hookrhimes with look…
fags – cigarettes
It`s monkeys outside – it is very cold
apple and pears – upstairs
apples and pears = stairs
monkeys = ‘cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey’
I believe a “brass monkey” was a device upon which cannonballs were stored, When the weather got really cold, the balls would stick to the brass monkey, hence “brass monkeys weather”.
I will now Google the phrase and find out the above is a right load of old pony!
I’ve also heard “it’s taters” (being potatoes I think) for it’s cold, not sure where that originates from, probably Cockney rhyming slang somewhere.
Taters derives from taters mold – cold. Ive got a feeling it has something to do with potato blight which happens when it gets frosty (or summer as they call it in Scotland)
There is an amusing dictionary of Rhyming slang called Fletchers Book of Rhyming slang which was published in 1978 – Fletch was the unlikely hero in a programme called Porridge, about life in a prison, and was played by the wonderful Ronnie Barker. I’ve got a copy – if you can find one, its well worth a punt.
Be Lucky!
Ta – thank you
I heard “gormless bugger” from the English hostess at a restaurant in the 1960′s. It meant very stupid.
The Bees Knees was used in the U.S. back in the 1920′s.
Don’t get your knickers in a twist has a closer American counterpart in “don’t get your panties in a wad”.
I’ve heard of ‘screwed’ in Britain meaning very drunk.
“trolleyed” is another one for being very drunk. “Off his/her trolley”, means nuts or mad (crazy). Off his/her head also means very drunk or sometimes mad/crazy.
Never heard screwed that way but bladdered I heard in the 80′s meaning wasted or drunk.
Going on a ‘bender’ and having a ‘black un’ meaning drinking so much you eihter collapse or can’t recall anything of the previous night.
Here’s my two cents.
Minger – Not a very nice female, ugly or generally distasteful, following on from “Minge”
Knackered – Not just tired, also can mean worn out or broken, come from the old term of “Knacker’s Yard” or something, like a scrap yard.
Anorak – it’s more of a geek term, someone who is very clever, knows a lot about something. Partially from the actual item of clothing, a waterproof rain coat, sometimes used with train-spotters who are out in the rain watching trains.
NEVER heard of Twigs and berries, or Strawberries and creams in my life. And I’m off to bedfordshire? Maybe that’s a regional one…
And I could be wrong, but “Blighty” … isn’t that Brighton, not Britain?
Might need to change “Do” to “A do”, like “going to a do tonight” as it doesn’t really work on it’s own.
Leave the Smeg in, maybe it’s a little old school (ohhh is that another one? xD) but I’ve heard people use “Smeghead” plenty of times haha.
And some some suggestions from down south!
“Innit” – I lived in London for two years, you soon pick this one up, meant to be “Isn’t it?” but is used as an agreement or just a one word sentence ending.
“Dinlow” or “Dim glow” seems to be South West term I’ve never heard until recently, means a little slow, or stupid.
Twat needs to go in, agreeing with a comment above, it’s so useful for everything and I hear it and use it all of the time!
Twit – Idiot “What a twit”
That’s all I can think of right now.
But this list is brilliant, will be sharing this around my US friends, so they can understand me!!
Innit is also now used at least in sussex where my family are to refer to tourists – they are ‘innit’s” because they walk around saying thing like ” innit pretty” or ” it’s nice here innit”! down south my relies call them grockles – no idea where that came from though! Love this website!
the knacker was the man who took the dead or dying horses to the glue factory
And I’m off to bedfordshire? Maybe that’s a regional one…
And I could be wrong, but “Blighty” … isn’t that Brighton, not Britain?
I’m off to Bedfordshire. I’ve heard that quite a few times as in “Up the wooden hills to Bedfordshire” (up the stairs to bed)
And Blighty is definitely Britain
I’ve heard of ‘screwed’ in Britain meaning very drunk.
I always think of ‘screwed’ as either ” i screwed him/her ( i sha**ed him/her) or as in “oh dear, he’s screwed!” as in he’s in a lot of trouble.
“Blighty” means Britain. It comes from British troops stationed in India who heard the Indian population talking about them coming from “abroad”, which is Bahlati in Hindi. So Blighty is only used when referring to Britain when you are away from it, or maybe humorously.
Well, its not Bahlati in Hindi, it is Vilayati. It has been derived from the Arabic “wilayah” which means “province”. In Persian and Urdu, it became Vilayat and we Indians used it in the ancient days to refer to provinces lying beyond the Hindukush mountains.
Nah, Blighty is definitely Britain
I’m pretty sure that it originated from the Royal Navy
“Innit” is a really chavy thing to say, you wouldn’t catch older or higher class people saying it. If I or any of my friends say it by accident , then we get the piss out of us
Up The Wooden Hills To Bedfordshire – Small Faces.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtbmYUIwXNA
Blighty is definitely Britain, and not Brighton. I think it is Indian in origin (like pajamas, bungalow, etc.) but I could be wrong.
Which reminds me: “ruby” – as in “Ruby Murray = curry” should be on the list. A few years back “pukka” would have been but the fat-tongued chef has killed that one off.
Absolutely love this site!
Lost the Plot…says it all…
Gone the journey ( they are not coming back) only the first part is used and means someone who has tipped over the edge into unreasonable behaviour or belief.
Oh yeah, “knackered” and “shitfaced” are two of my favorites. Great words. One other funny one that I liked was “dragon lady.” I lived in the Lake District for “a tad”. I swear my English has never been the same since. Oh, and don’t forget “brolly.”
The loo & ace..
All I can say as a Canadian-born Brit is ….. Thank God we still use the much,more more intelligent British Slangs. Not to mention the real English Language. Let’s face facts, the whole language that the Yank’s call ‘American English’ is all a slang version of the one and only true English Language.Just as French Canadian is to Parisian French. God Save the Queen,England, and the Commonwealth !!
You forgot Harry and St George
No, American English is not just slang for British English. It’s a culmination of several different languages.
Well gee thanks n all but you sound as if you have ‘gone the journey’
Dobber – never, ever heard that in relation to a penis, and I know most of them (plonker also means penis…) anyway – back in the ’70′s a dobber was an enormous marble in the game of marbles….so anything that is bigger than it would normally be is known as a dobber!!
Again, never heard taking the mick or taking the michael to have come from rhyming slang, but I’m happy to be corrected!
What about “Shattered”? Also,” I don’t give a Monkey’s”
This is a great site!
I absolutely agree! : )
Haha….me too!!
I can see me being on here all the time…being a bit of an anorak ;-D
Shattered is like wasted/ drunk.
Shattered means very tired, and is not really used to describe being drunk. We would say he was shit-faced, pissed trollied or fucked for that!
you also listed shambles twice……. xxx
‘Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire’ = going to bed.
‘Blimey’ is an abbreviated version of a very old oath – ‘may God blind me’, but honestly most people probably don’t know that.
Dob – to dob somebody in is to tell on them.
I’ve never heard of #65 or #68, and I lived in the UK until I was 52. Bristols would be the more familiar name for breasts (rhyming slang – Bristol City/titty). Another term for male genitalia might be ‘Crown Jewels’.
There’s a scene in the film “The full monty” in which Gaz ( Robert Carlyle) exclaims “God Blimey!” Never forgot that!
Crown Jewels, also often referred to as meat and two veg
With regards to #82: Anorak. As a Brit meself, it’s always meant a raincoat or waterproof to me. But most of them are spot on. Are you a yank yourself?
Yank = septic (work out the rhyme yourselves)
‘See that bloke with the check strides and the hawaiian dickie – reckon he’s a septic’
What about:
Knocked up = made pregnant (NOT intentionally!)
Having a bun in the oven = be pregnant
Actually those are Americanisms. Knocked up in the UK means to wake someone up or knock on their door.
Knocked up doesn’t mean to be woken up it, I’ve never heard it used like that. It definatley means to be pregnant, you might have confused it with ‘knock for me’ as in ‘knock for me at about half ten’ (call round my house at about half ten)
Also no one seems to have listed ‘gander’ meaning to look, as in ‘have a gander at that’
No, my mum used to say ‘knock you up’ (actually she still does) without realising what it means to young people now.
Still makes me laugh when she says it, it must be an americanism that’s crept into our language through television, as the older British generation say it in a ‘knock on your door to wake you up’ type of way, but my friends and I would say in a ‘get ya preggers’ type of way.
I’ll give you a knock about six meaning I will call at six and knock on the door. Quite usual when most people didn’t have or shared cars and everyone had jobs and went to work together.
What about “wotcher”. Can you tell me what this translates to?
wotcher – hello hows it going nice to see you mate!
Strawberry Creams
My all time favorite ……Strawberry Creams
Never heard of that I’m afraid
As an Aussie, I know most of these sayings but when you see them written down like this you realise what a very strange language we have.
I love arse over tit – my nan used to say it. Also love the alternative ‘base over apex’!
you forgot ” keep a hand on ya ha’penny” ( good advice to teenage females going out) and definitely ” Gordon Bennet!” i think you missed “chav” too – which has come in since I have been away…..
I think the US version is Godfrey Daniel (WC Fields used it a lot)
what about “legless” for “very drunk” – at least my Welsh cousin-in-law knew what I meant with that one
Thanks for the great site, I’m adding it to my list of favourites
“Don’t leave your knickers in a twist”..Love this one..
its dont get your knicker in a twist
I have always said “don’t get your knickers in a twist”, knicker on its own doesn’t really makes sense, as knickers are always plural.
No, chaps, smeg head is not a polite version if anything. Smeg is what comes out, nit the dick itself.
Check out the Viz Profanisaurus app (if Apple haven’t blocked it yet) for the true depths – but you will need to be brave.
Thanks, DAYLE.
Plonker …. If someone asks you to get your plonker out they are asking to see your penis. So plonker is akin to calling someone a prick, which is a dick.
Where is PRAT? “He’s a right prat!” It’s yet another word for idiot.
Because a fanny in the UK is a vagina, using the noun “fanny pack” can cause unintentional hilarity. It means…packing the fanny! (But you wouldn’t wear one of these anyway, would you? It brands you as an anorak.)
Absobloodylootely- this is my favourite
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How about, “a damn good seeing too”
Which means Im going to have really good sex wiuth her.
I’m from yorkshire hehehe
Am off darn to shop to get some milk fo’ tea, does tha’ want summat bringin’ fo’ the’ lad?
Aye ‘ad bloody like sum spice from behind carnter. On’y if it in’t too deer tho’.
Or’eyt then mucka al seeya in a bit, when av come back like.
Tarrah!
James, that’s dialect, not slang.
Don’t wish to be an Anorak, but Whinge, Chunder and Dob/Dobber are Australian terms, #34 Nicked can also mean Arrested “You’re nicked!” (by the Police or ‘Fuzz’) and Monkey’s (Peter) isn’t from the expression about the cold, it’s from “don’t give a monkey’s…”. Cold Enough to Freeze the Balls off a Brass Monkey is a Royal Navy term from the days of cannon balls. Cannon balls used to be kept in a frame made of brass, called a ‘monkey’. They were a tight fit – they had to be. In cold weather, though, the metal of the cannon balls would contract more than the brass, thus becoming loose and falling from the monkey with the movement of the ship. OMG – I AM an ANORAK!
Andy
Actually the naval monkey’s story isn’t true at all, it’s just one of those stories that gets fired around on emails that gullible people swallow whole.
Monkeys is used in both expressions, cold and ‘not giving a…’ so why label one incorrect?
I think I can help you with “smeg” and “smeg head” from Red Dwarf. This is a reference to smegma which is a substance occaisionally found under the foreskin of un-circumcised males (known in the US as Fromunda cheese) . Hence Lister’s colorful terminology.
My favorite…Git
In the North it’s ‘get’ a kind of mild swearword when I was young. ‘stupid get’
Sod, which can be used effectionatly as in ‘you little sod’ -a rascal and Sod off, meaning go away, and also sodding, if your car broke down you’d say that sodding car! meaning ‘damn car’
Mooch – meaning a slow look around, I mooched around the shop
Dawdal – meaning to walk slowly or drag your feet, my Mum used to tell me to stop dawdling when she took me shopping with her.
An old nursery rhyme reads:
“Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire, down sheet lane to blanket fair.”
Never meant anything to me being American, but now I get it! Going to bed; brilliant!
47′s wrong, Americans don’t say “ZZZZZZZ” instead of “Zed”, they say “Zee”… or possibly “Zi”
Also the phrase “Now Then” would be a useful one.
It is mostly used in the north of England and some of Wales.
It is a greeting term used informally.
Another good one would be; Kid, not as in a small child but, but used to describe a friend you deem to be close too
It is mostly used in the north of England and some of Wales.
It is a greeting term used informally
I.E. Now then kid, how you doing?
Peckish = hungry
You have not included the now ubiquitous ‘Jafrican’ UK street slang, a mixture of cockney, Caribbean patois and South East Asian inflections. I have heard everyone from David Cameron, Tony Blair and younger members of the royal family adopt the words and phrases (particularly when they want to ‘be down’ with the youngsters)
Shank Knife
Heavy Good
Butters Ugly
Jacked Robbed
Banged Slept with
A next Another
Sket Slag
Blood Brother/friend
Buff Fit/attractive
Creps Trainers
Breas Guys/men
Beanie Girl
My manor/my endz
@Chris – there’s also “Oh, sod it” as an expression of frustration. That was one of my mother’s oft-used expressions!
BTW I think you mean “dawdle” not “dawdal.” Yep, often used by British mothers to their children – “Stop dawdling, we haven’t got all day!” I’m not sure that would be classified as slang, though – and according to Collins and Oxford dictionaries it’s a word that’s been used since the 17th century.
Frig !!! This, as my good friend Cracker assures me, was always a women’s swear word
as in ‘Frigging hell’ What the frig are you doing” I might be showing my age here?
Here’s some definitions (some of these are rude by the way, because we have some very inventive and old Saxon words for rude things). Alot of our slang is now becoming more Americanised however, like people using the word ‘cop’ to mean policeman:
Twigs and berries, strawberry creams, gentleman sausage – don’t exist, it was invented by an American for films. Meat and two veg does exist, meaning penis and testicles.
Twat: can be – a thick idiot, a gay bloke, a punch or smack, or a vagina.
Pants, does not mean ‘panties’ The word for that is ‘knickers’. Pants means underwear. Trousers means what Americans call pants.
Ponce can be: a pimp, an effeminate bloke, a gay bloke or a poser.
Spuds: potatos
Taters: potatos
Ruby: curry
Chinky: Chinese food
Chips: these are NOT French fries. chips are much thickers than fries. Fries are called fries here too. Chips will be found in a chip shop, not in Maccy D’s.
Fanny about: to mess about.
Shag: sex
Wank: masturbate
Muff: vagina
Flange: vagina
Tit-head: idiot
Smeg: knob cheese
Dump: deficate
Slash: urinate
James: James Hunt is a rhyming slang.
Plod/Old Bill/Rozzers: police
Copper: policeman (NOT ‘cop’ as the tabloids now call them)
Words for foreginers. these are actually slang and jest words, not racial slurs, but these days they are seen as offensive. Some of these are also used in the US of course:
Chink: Chinaman
Nips: Japanese
Kraut/Fritz: German
Ivan: Russian
Yanks: Americans
Frog: Frenchman
Paddy: Irishman
Taff/sheep shagger: Welshman
Jock: Scotsman
I-ties: Italians
Aussies: Australians
Pakis (really a racist term, but originally just slang. Do NOT use this, but simply because you will no doubt hear people use it): Anyone from South and west Asia, Indian Sub-continent, but from the name Pakistan.
Chin-wag: Chat
Gobbledegook: Words which make no sense or don’t seem to.
Taxi: cab
Pavement: sidewalk
Torch: flashlight
Boot: trunk (of a car)
Gary: Rhyming slang again… Gary Glitter… your arsehole.
Cheesed off: Pissed off
Pissed off: pissed
Pissed: drunk
Pisser: toilet
Bog: toilet
Cellar: Basement
Loft: attic
Kosher: real, legitimate
Couldn’t care less: for some reason in the US this is ‘could care less’
Pikey/gippo: Gypsey/”traveller”
The Pond: The Atlantic Ocean
Septics: Yanks (not because we think you have diseases, but because the USA ‘infects’ everywhere else with its culture)
Lipski: Pole (old)
Half-inching: Stealing
Nicking: stealing
Nicked: can be stolen or arrested
Twatted: drunk or punched
Brick it: shit yourself from fear
Leg it: Run off
Arm and a leg: Very expensive
Bell end: Not actually a penis, just the bell shaped end (glans)
Japs eye: pee-hole
Dab hand: highly skilled
Dingbat: Idiot
Doughnut: idiot
Dustbin: trashcan
Tonsil tennis: tongue kissing
Jumper: sweater
Jersey: jumper
Tight-arse/Scrooge/Stingey: Miserly
Hard-nut: tough bloke
Barney: trouble/argument
Dilly-dally: Waste time, hang about getting nothing done
Bloke/geezer/chap: man
Bird: woman
Send into Coventry: ignore, shun
Brew: cup of tea
Bevvy: alcoholic drink
Botch job: cheap, badly dont work
Bodge it: do it badly on the cheap
Use of swear words in Britain, particularly England.
Various swear words are used outside of offending people. The most commonly used words are ‘bollocks’, ‘shit’, and, strangely to a lot of Americans, ‘c*nt’.
Bollocking: telling off
Bollocksed: pissed (i.e. drunk)
Bollocks: rubbish, made-up, stupid, bull shit
The bollocks: the best, excellent
Drop a bollock: screw up
Bollocks: testicles
Bollocks: exclaimation
You can also ‘shout your bollocks off’, or tell someone ‘bollocks to that’ if you don’t fancy doing something, etc
Bollocks is a very British word really, as we can use it for so many things. We’re strange like that…
Shit-faced: very drunk
Shitting it: scared
Shit: normal US usage
Shit-head: speaks for itself this one!
Up shit creek: In a big dilemma
Shit-stirrer: one who spreads rumours
Shite: shit
Shitter: toilet
Shit: mess, stuff
C*nt is used in various ways: For vagina, term of endearment, rude name for someone, someone who’s winding you up or annoying you is ‘being c*ntish’. Something that is very hard is ‘a right c*nt’.
‘Cunt’ is a funny one. Calling a group of men, an organisation or firm ‘a bunch of cunts’ is par for the course (treated as normal). It’s much more offensive if used misogynistically about women. Like many vulgarisms, it’s Middle English for female genitalia, as opposed to ‘vagina’, which is imported from Latin. The equivalent Middle English word for penis is ‘yard’ (I wish!), which is way out of use (in that context) and not offensive.
Joel, “cop” is not originally American. It’s from Northern English “copper”, one who “cops”, or catches.
I have always been fond of the word “rubbish”. But all British sounds great to me. I like old words the best.
‘Septics: Yanks (not because we think you have diseases, but because the USA ‘infects’ ‘
Septics for Americans is actually from the term septic tank which rhymes with Yank.
Having lived in the North-East, North-West, South-East, South-West, London and Scotland as well as working with some of the most imaginative users of English for a decade in the Royal Navy I can honestly say that if you used the term strawberry creams or twig and berries, nobody would have a clue as to what you were talking about.
Also be aware that 49. Nosh although it does mean food can also mean a blow job, as in ‘she gave me nosh’ or ‘she noshed me off’.
Many of these words have different meanings depending on which area you’re in. Bugger can be an endearing word in the North-East with kids being called little buggers and bugger-lugs (lugs are ears).
Overall a very good list but be aware of regionalisms. Being a northerner with a southern girlfriend I find we disagree on the most basic words and uses of the english language. An old saying goes ‘when an englishman opens his mouth he offends an other’.
I call the French “Frogs” some times because I read a lot of classic British Literature.
I mean it with all the love in my heart.
I love ” lost the plot ” it describes me so well. I discovered it in fan fiction, though, so I wasn’t sure if people actually said it or not. Most of the other words I’ve heard in a show that has Tim Roth as the main character. Plonked, wanker and the like were thrown around very easily. I thought that was great. The show is called “Lie to me”.
How about “It’s all gone tits-up”
And a good one for the bank holiday “See you next tuesday” (quite similar to “There we are then”)
I’d be careful with using the term See you next tuesday, even though it originally refered to a bank holiday weekend, it is now used mainly as a sly (sly means sneaky) comment towards another See – C You – U – Next – N Tuesday – T
A few errors with this:
1: Tosser and wanker are the same thing, used as an insult but generally means someone who masturbates to have a wank.
2: dogs dinner = a mess. (you made a right dogs dinner of that = you really screwed that up)
3: made redundant is to be laid off job no longer there or no longer needed. To get fired is getting sacked. Never confuse reduncy with getting the sack (fired).
4: no one says gentlemen sausage or off to bedfordshire.
Also there are few more names for money value like:
A score £20
Oner (wonner) £100
Monkey £500
Grand £1000
Hope this helps.
Someone asked the meaning of “berk” it’s an old saing for berkshire hunt meaning cunt
Cunt meaning vagina. Not nice word it offends many people.
#93-’Monkeys’ is much more often ‘brass Monkeys’, or even ‘brassic’, for ‘very cold’. The use of these words comes from the saying ‘freeze the balls off a brass monkey’. Some say this is an old naval expression: the balls being iron shot and the brass monkey, a brass tray.
brassic means to have no money – borassic lint – skint. Brass monkeys is the usual term for cold – you can imagine turning up at the pub on a winters evening and the landlord asking ‘is it cold out?’ you reply may well be ‘ its brass bleedin’ monkeys out there mate – by the way I’m brassic so can I stick a pint on my slate!’ (luvly jubbly!)
I forget how alien we look to the Americans :p
1 = 6 = masturbater or arsehole (jerk, basically)
53 is in the dictionary… Pretty sure its a real word ..
57 is a legal term when you’re laid off work because the firm can’t afford to keep you,
58 comes from a famous little rhyme, easy peasy lemony squeezy. I have no idea where that came from lol
Have never heard 65,67 or 68 said with that meaning…
71 means .. Well if you’re poncing, you’re trying to get something for nothing, taking advantage of someone’s kindness to get free stuff basically.
85 is a legal term, to be held at her majesties pleasure is the old but still in use term for inprisonment, but it is not slang.
“Well, I went to this do (party), right? Innit? It was the fuckin’ dog’s bollocks (very good), even though I couldn’t pull (attract) nuffin (nothing=anything). Fuck all (no) crumpet (attractive members of the opposite sex), just wall to wall fuckin foul baggage (unattractive members of the opposite sex). So I just got pissed as a fart (drunk as a skunk). Actually a Shakespeare quote). At one point I popped (went) upstairs to have a butcher’s (butcher’s hook=look) and all I sees is this great big fuckin moon (bottom) goin up and down shagging (fucking) some tart (girl or woman, possibly of low status). It was like a bleeding lunar fuckin eclipse or summink (something). I got such a shock I suddenly had to puke my fuckin ring (anus) up, so I spent the rest of the night calling Huey and Ralph (onomatapeoia, punking sounds) down the great white telephone (the toilet).”
Correction: It’s ‘foul baggage’ that’s a Shakespeare quotation. That was a typo.
holy cow!!!its awesome how you had put all the words together!!
“Mummy, do showgirls come apart?”
“I don’t know dear. Why?”
“Daddy said he just screwed the arse off of one.”
ELLO CHAPS GEORGIA FROM LONDON ERE.
No seriously, Im British.
I just want to correct a few things:
Tosser does not mean idiot. it means the same as wanker.
some people seem to have the wrong idea about the word cunt, it is one of the foulest insults over here. Some people might say to someone “C U Next Tuesday” (C-U-N-T)
If you say it to someone even as a joke you WILL get a punch in the face.
Came across this site & had right ‘ol giggle, thanks for posting, ‘av a butchers at “Dirty Cockney Rhyming Slang” http://www.amazon.co.uk/Dirty-Cockney-Rhyming-Slang-Little/dp/1843170353, one of my favourite little books.
You missed one a good old cockney one “BOTTLE”
wow!! look at the BOTTLE on that = a Woman’s fabulous figure
or he has no BOTTLE someone afraid to have a fight/conflict
And it is pronounced bot all wit a near silent T
Would be more likely to be said as : ‘He ain’t got the bottle’ rather than ‘he has no bottle’ – that would be a frightfully posh expression for a cockney to use and would sound pretty strange not to mention ridiculous!!!
Never heard of ‘look at the bottle’ on that either
More common would have been (back in the bad old pre- political correctness days that is):
Cor (as in Cor Blimey!) look at the bristols on that (Bristol CIty- Titty!)
Another breast inspired comment could be ‘and check out the raspberry ripples they’re like a pair of Scammel wheel nuts’
Raspberry Ripple a variety of Ice Cream – I’ll let you work out what that one rhymes with for yourselves if you don’t already know ;O)
Scammel is a very robust make of British truck and ladies with very prominent Raspberry Ripples are occasionally (with a healthy dose of exaggeration) given the dubious compliment of having ones which resemble the nuts that hold the wheels on to the said vehicle…
” Get up off your aris ! ” is double rhyming slang.
Aris, being short for Aristotle; Aristotle = bottle; bottle and glass = arse
Oh sod it !!!
Doddle meaning something was easy as in ‘the first part was difficult but after that it was a bit of a doddle.”
Arse is a great word but I can’t be arsed to give any examples.
Not a bad list with so many more to choose from and if you want some really inventive British filth-wit Roger’s Profanisaurus of ‘Viz’ comic spin-off is worth a look. I would say that cold weather is more likely to be ‘brass monkeys out’. ..still used if quite old school.
Um, a few of the one’s on here I’ve never heard of… and actually a few of them may not be so common in Britain.
I’ve personally never come across; #27, #54 (This one actually means you are dressed messily), #57 (When you’re made redundant it means the company can’t afford to keep you on any more, not that you’ve screwed up and are therefore fired), #65, #68, #74 (when you say ‘bangers’ you normally have ‘and mash’ on the end, because I wouldn’t say can I have a banger sandwich please- I’d say can I have a sausage sandwich and then I’d also say can I have Bangers and mash please), #75 (chips are not French fries, chips are a lot thicker and you get them from the fish and chip shop, we call the skinny, covered in salt, can get them from Mac Donalds chips, fries the same as you do), #80, #82 (an anorak is sort of like a waterproof jacket for me), #84, #89 and #93….
But saying this, it really depends where you go in Britain to here the different words. Just like in America they have different states, in England we have almost a miniature version of that with our different county’s. If you go down to London or up to Yorkshire the words and accents they use WILL be different!
So I may not get some of these, but other people may…
I must say though, you have got a lot up there that I use everyday, for example bollocks and fit, arse and brilliant are just a few that are in my everyday vocab.
Anyway, well done on your list
Oh and I’ve got to say that some of you have got the wrong idea about the word c*nt, it is a SERIOUSLY offensive word and if you say it to someone (even as a joke) you will get a broken nose from a lot of people.
For example, if someone called me a c*nt- I would B*tch slap the mother f*cker…. HARD!!!!
I disagree, very common to call someone a cunt and be called a cunt.
In fact to call any thing a cunt is very common in my opinion and it’s not that offensive.
North East England.
can someone help me with the word AMAZING that usually use Cheryl Cole in The X factor.
It has nothing to do with slang – the sainted Cheryl just has a limited vocabulary!
man,its really kool to read this!!gr8 works guys!!
Some of these weren’t necessary to translate, either because they are self-explanatory (“brilliant”) or because they are used in North American society (“easy peasy” – I mean, if you’ve never heard another person use that, you must live under a rock.) Maybe it’s because I’m Canadian and am far more British than Americans. (/sarcasm) Also, “shambles” is repeated, and therefore there are only 99 terms.
Of course, I obsess over British television and know what most of these terms mean, but I think the only one that was helpful was “bangers” because I never knew what “bangers and mash” was…
Erm. Yeah.
“57. Made Redundant – Fired from a job”
Can i just make the point here, it seems everyone as missed.
Being made redundant is specific to losing your job because your employers can not afford to employ you anymore, The most extreme example being the company going bankrupt, rather then “being fired” which implies your at fault for losing your job.
Being honest I though Americans used that phrase too.
Just in case.
No we don’t. We used ‘fired’ for losing your job if it’s your fault and ‘laid off’ if it’s not your fault.
What about ‘numpty’? A nice way of calling someone an idiot….used a lot in our house!
If you’ve got twigs and berries there’s something wrong. Don’t know about you but I’ve only got 1 twig.
I like ‘sack it’ or ‘sack it off’ = can’t be arsed (bothered); give it up; forget about it..
Also ‘box’ = TV; telly. Ergo, “Anything decent on the ‘box tonight?”
gentleman’s relish = semen
niglet = little black kid (toddler; baby)
jacksie = backside; anus
“The fucker kicked me right up (or in) the jacksie!”
Hank Marvin = starving (Cockney rhyming slang)
“Hurry up with that grub (food), I’m fucking hank marvin here!”
Wally = silly person (polite version for wanker)
She’s bang tidy = she’s an attractive person
Nice one = good job/well done
Weirdo = strange individual
Cretin = git = obnoxious person, often male
Naff = something uncool or pathetic (or ‘pants’)
Chin up, son = cheer up there, fella = hold your head up, mate, it’s not that bad
I’m skint = I’m totally out of cash (Got no moolah, mate)
Bairn = child (common to Northern England and Scotland only)
He’s playing a blinder = He’s having a good game/making a good effort at something
He’s doing my head in = He’s annoying hell out of me (possibly Northern only)
Silly bint = silly cow = dumb female (mild insult; can be offered endearingly)
He’s got worked up over nothing = He’s got upset over nothing
I’m shitting/crapping myself = I’m very scared about something
What’s cooking? = What’s going on?
Mardy cow = Grumpy/moody woman (Northern only)
You’re flying without a license = your zipper is down (your ‘flies’ = your zipper)
Slag = ‘slut’ = insult = ‘loose’ woman (also ‘slapper’ or ‘tramp’)
Shut your mush = shut your mouth …or ‘stop your yapping’
Gobbing off = talking a load of bollocks = or a load of tripe = or just talking ‘out of your arse’
The man’s a tool (or prize tool) = He’s a ‘knobhead’ (male only; milder than ‘wanker’)
Stop showing off = Stop seeking people’s attention. Also, a “show off” is a poser or somebody who “shows off”.
He’s/she’s a ‘skank’ = dirty (literally), trashy person…needs a wash (poss. Northern)
Poss = possibly or possible…”I’ll do it, if poss”
Soz = sorry: “Soz about that”
Well jel = I’m very jealous (this is currently in fashion or ‘trendy’…or yoof = youth)
I’ll have your guts for garters = old expression for ‘I’m going to rip you a new one’ or physically harm you (though not usually literally)
Right, I’m ‘off to get my head down’. Er, nooo…This means I’m off to bed…To get some ‘shut eye’. See ya!
You don’t use ‘fortnight’ in America? What? You’ve pretty much got the definitions spot on but the harsher ones aren’t used that sparingly. My dad calls people nob jockeys all the time and there are two people calling each other wankers and twats outside of my window right now!
Interesting list (and detailed corrections).
There are loads of words for a man’s bits – don’t know if it would number a hundred, but it could have it’s own list!!:)
That aside, here’s my my two pence worth (forgive me if I’m repeating anyone’s feedback:
Bollocks is an English word. Literally, it means testicles/balls, but a rude way of saying something has gone totally tits up. Frequently heard when someone makes a mistake, breaks something, failed something (bollocksed.). Also when one disagrees (That’s bollocks!). Or just as an expression of frustration. (Bollocks! Look at the time!)
Americans use monkey wrench in the expression ‘throw a spammer in the works’.
DIY is popular in the US as well I believe?
Mentioned Stag Night/Do, but not Hen Nights?
51 & 83 Also the eclectic marketplace where “Crusoe” was filmed.
Ok I live in Bristol the actual city in the UK, never hear breasts described as Bristols?:/ take the mick means to take the piss. ‘chockablock’ is usually paired with chockablock, meaning there is the traffic is very busy. Wanker and tosser doesn’t mean to have a wank as such, it means idiot. Also, if you call someone a cunt I doubt you will walk away without anything broken, it’s THE MOST offensive swear word in the UK. @nicky from Yorkshire, some good ones there, if anyone’s really wants to learn some slang the inbetweeners, celebrity juice and towie (the only way is Essex) are some good program’s to watch. P.s never call tits ‘Bristols’ in the UK, they’ll look at you like wtf, that isn’t British slang, just a bit odd tbh
Hi Ruby , you live in Bristol and have never heard of “Bristols” used to describe boobs, that amazes me, I live 25 miles away across the border in Newport, Wales and the term is very common to me, you might say to your buttys (mates) , she has a tidy pair of Bristols, nipples like Scammell wheel nuts , which translates as, she has a nice (tidy) pair of breasts with very prominent nipples.
Very interesting site, a bit of fun, we complain about Americanisms polluting our language and I recently heard of Americans complaining about British phrases invading American English, that did make me laugh.
As mentioned before, the Britain is very much like a small United States with Counties instead of states, where the accent and meaning of words can change within a few miles, for example there is a noticeable difference in the Newport (Wales) accent, and the accent of Risca, not more than 10 miles away. As Wales has 2 languages, (the great majority speak English), Welsh words are used in English sentences , such as I want to give you a cwtch , meaning I want to give you a hug, usually said to someone you love rather that an acquaintance
There is a form of Wenglish (Welsh/English dialect) spoken in South Wales that may be of interest, see http://talktidy.com/about.html
I like people’s names for the Police: Rozzers, Sweeny, old bill, bobby, PC plod,
Also a few words that I actually use include ‘ballin’ e.g. ‘We ballin’ meaning we’re living a good life. Rad, meaning radical. Epic means awesome. Laters, Loosly ‘I’ll see you later’ bu more so goodbye. ‘In a bit ‘means bye. Scrounger, meaning they don’t like to spend money and try and scrounge off other, get stuff for free. Bromance, a ‘romance’ between two guys, not that they’re gay but very good/very very close mates. Someone wrote about bummer for someone who is gay, not true, bummer is like damn or bollocks. Slang for gay people, most common one I know is ‘bent’ some others are ‘straight as a roundabout’ or ‘fudgepacker’
Nine bob note…………………was one for gays in the 60 and 70′s
How about a couple of sayings for a bloke urinating: “going for a leak”, “just off to point percy at the porcelain” or “just going to shake hands with the unemployed”.
Or Jimmy Riddle = piddle = pee
Who let Polly out the cage? = smelly fart
So impressive!
I do like british eng.
No, you mean English, not British English!
Many of these aren’t slang, but in fact just the English word for something. Bespoke and redundant are just words that have a meaning.
But they are not words that Americans use regularly. We don’t use the word ‘bespoke’ or ‘made redundant’. We say custom-made or fired. That’s what this list is about – those differences.
This one goes out to all the US Whovians following the latest on Series 7…apparently “pondlife” (as in the upcoming Amy/Rory mini web series “Pond Life”) is a, um, less-than-complimentary British term, something along the lines of lowlife or scum.
Hahahahaaa
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The British word for ‘fired’ is ‘sacked’, i.e. let go from your job because you did something that breached your contract of employment.
‘Made redundant’ is being ‘laid off’, i.e. let go from your job because the company is making cut backs or having a structural reorganisation, or your job is no longer needed.
Bell-end has been slightly misinterpreted above. It is a derogatory term to describe a male individual who’s acting like a tosser. It is harsher than ‘wally’ and not as harsh as ‘wanker’. As in ‘Paul McCartney is such a bell-end’
Mine was Beez Knees
Love that phrase.
Smeg is from Red Dwarf but is actually is the smelly chesse like substance you get on an unwashed bell end. Or ridge chesse, knob cheese etc as we would call it!
I haven’t seen anyone mention, “Having a go,” meaning, having a laugh at someone’s expense. Great site!
A lot of these are said in the U.S. as well (and nosh is Yiddish and thus more common in the US than the UK). Knucklehead!
That was a decent nose bag, very tasty too!
How about FOLKS for parents.and hey guys,is whats cuting and whats cooking mean the same?
“P.s never call tits ‘Bristols’ in the UK, they’ll look at you like wtf, that isn’t British slang, just a bit odd tbh”
They definitely are called bristols BUT it’s a little bit old fashioned (more 60′s & 70′s), I still use it but I’m probably a lot older that you.
“Someone wrote about bummer for someone who is gay, not true,”
Yes, it is true BUT like above, it’s more 60′s, 70′s 80′s.
Bristols is more cockney rhyming slang – not everyone would get it.
Bristol Cities – Titties!
There’s lots of British military language too. Some of it is known everywhere (I think) eg: a long shot while other expression have only found their way into British English. Below some that I’ve heard:
Arse bandit – Homosexual
char- tea
Chuffed – Very pleased
Dhoby – Dhobi -To have a wash or wash your clothes
Dhoby dust- Washing powder
Dhobey Wallah- Laundryman
Fanny rat – Womaniser
Gen – information, to inform
God wallah – priest/chaplain
Pavement pizza – Vomit
pop-wallah – Non-alcohol drinker, a drinker of soda pop
Pukka – reliable, excellent
Pukka gen – reliable information
Spasm chasm – Vagina
Yomp – To force march with a heavy load
Shirt lifter
Sky pilot (pastor)
Rosy Lea
More british slang you wankers. Cheers
Wow, I had no idea that no one but British people used “Fortnight”!
I only heard about it 2 weeks ago bit of an ‘eye opener’ that was.
I think u 4got jumper, which means sweater; sithee, which means bye; axe, which means guitar!! I think, I’m right u didn’t get those. THANKS!!!
Ever heard a Brit saying: “A Painful Face Full of Fives”….or something to that effect? Any idea of what it means?
“I’m going to give you a face full of fives” or more commonly “a bunch of fives”, is a punch in the face.
Providing you are fast on your feet, try these:- LOL
1. “Does that take up hems ?” – When referring to a nolsy old car being driven by boy racer.
2. She’s got a face like a slapped arse.- Moody
3. “You talking to me or chewing a wasp?” – Someone who is rudely interrupting & talking nonsense.
Arse over Tit is the vulgar version of Head Over Heels (to fall over)
How’do, Ay up, oi oi savaloy = hello/how are you
Watcha/wotcher = hello/what are you up to 70s/early 80s
Mardy = moody (orig. midlands)
Cheerio/Ta Ta/toodle pip/toodle-oo = goodbye (I still use these!!)
Prick = penis/idiot
Johnny = condom
Joey Deacon/Joey = a stupid person (not PC, named after a disabled person 70s/80s)
Action Man = GI Joe, can be used in a positive or derogatory way
Puff = gay
Jobby/turd = lump/piece of shit
Head case/nutter = someone not quite there especially in a slightly psychotic way
Porridge = doing time in prison
Gassing – On auto gas – Lieing talking rubbish
On the rock n roll – Doll – Claiming benefits
China plate – Mate
Piff – Very good quality
Smashed – Very drunk
Flogging a dead horse – Not going to plan
Half arsed – putting in no effort
Flogging a dead horse……………………wasting your time/not worth it ???
Southern shandy drinker was missed
Lizard -a women
Tit – someones a idiot
Lorry – truck
Jizz – sperm
Chuffed actually mean happy as well.
I’m from Scotland and cunt can definitely be used as a term of affection here, as in “Aye, I like him. He’s a good cunt”. Also, I didn’t see “A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp”, meaning not at all attractive.
In Essex we say ‘a face like a bulldog liking piss off a thistle’.
Flogging a dead horse……………………wasting your time/not worth it ???
Another one for making reference to the male ‘gay’ brigade is ‘Shirt lifter’. That’s a man who lifts the shirt up off the posterior of his intended recipient! Bloody shirt lifters!
Brilliant list, especially as its instigated by a Septic!
Septic love it!
I have tow good septic mates and they love cockney rhyming slang and try to make it up. I tell them that doing that is Mockney and they love that concept too.
what about the expression
” Who’s she? the cat’s Mother?” this is because here it’s rude to refer to someone as “she” without saying her name…. So you might say: “She did it” and your mum would say “who’s she? the cat’s mother?” brilliant silly little phrase…
also what about getting mashed? means getting fucked on pills… very common weekend activity in UK- esp in the 90s/00s.
And to get wankered? = very drunk
what about billy no-mates,(self explanatory- affectionate term for if your mates abandon you in the pub and you feel like billy no-mates)
tom, Dick and Harry, (meaning any old tom, dick or harry- )hard to translate actually
Joe Bloggs (same thing- the guy on the street- what does joe bloggs think )(ie the common(average) person)
Cunt is def a term of affection as well as being the most offensive swear word… typical British irony I suppose… sarcasm.
like taking the piss out of someone is also seen as a term of endearment… it’s the action of being close enough to someone that you know its ok to call them the harshest thing… cunt.
and what about poonani- for Vagina or Vag as people say…
and vagazzle- putting jewels on your vagina..
and foof – for vagina…
bender- gay
I can’t beleive gobsmacked is English and not used in the states- and fortnight? you’re a word down if you don’t use that!
Cwtch is a great one- welsh for hug- snuggle
snugglebomb? a bundle of hugs with frineds… or someone you fancy
god there’s so many expressions you could go on forever…
.also not three bad…. instead of not too bad… if someone asks how you are..
and blato plato- like that’s so obvious- blantant.
And the word Mad is banded about a lot meaning- brilliant- or interesting or crazy – all at the same time…
geezer- a lad- a bloke- the man about town
Yobs- like rascals or scoundrals but harsher- likely to be vandals (people who destroy things for fun/ cause petty crime)
Gadge (pron Gad-gee) Northern for bloke
Radged meant diseased or rotten, no good.
Hi, I found your website and figured it would’nt hurt if I asked you to help me out with something, So here it goes. On the internet there is a U.K based company game riddle made by a famous online riddle maker. The prize to the winner is a motorized golf bag and only E.U member states are eligible to win the prize- I’m in the United States so I cant win nor am I a golfer. But I am a riddler. I play many riddle games online just for the glory of the “hunt” for clues. There are also valuable histories to be discovered along the way in some games a lot of of knowledge. Anyway, I need help on the following riddle if I may be so bold to to solicit your attention to the matter. Below are five sets of words, I am searching for five uniquely “british” words that connect each set of words. I am myself of English ancestry and I just cant coin the words, I have even grilled “me Mum” on these words but she could not think of them either, so if you could help I would greatly appreciate it. Here are the set of words:
sheep – - – -over
lamb – - – - stick
ram – - – - time
horn – - – - engine
wool – - – - cloth
I am looking for 5 four letter words, each different. I know this is a strange request but any input would help greatly.Thanks for your time in advance, Stewart.
Try
sheep (tick) over
lamb (chop) stick
ram (part) time
horn (beam) engine
wool (sack) cloth
i dont see why the uk and america do not exchange food of different kinds and fish too we have speceies of bass fish that would do well in the uks lakes and rivers they are a good sport fish and they are a good tastey food fish. we many different kinds good food fish that would do good in the uks rivers and lakes. we have many different kinds apple trees the uk could have and grow a lots apples. we have many kinds of differernt nut trees pecans walnuts and so forth. america and the uk would do well to exchange food prodfucts and fish speceies. but i know there to stupid to do good things.
Poof – Camp Guy
Boffin – Clever Person
Nincompoop – Idiot (though I haven’t heard anyone say this insult in years)
Knickerbocker Glory – Ice-cream Sundae
Heavy – Brilliant
Wasted – Very Drunk
Backroom boy…………boffin
Heavy-far out but that shows your age
Here’s one for you which i learn’t from my mum but cant find a listing for in slang dictionaries
do ally tat = crazy – as in lost their marbles ie that person is do ally tat, or as australians would say – the kangaroos are loose in the top paddock
I think you mean ‘doolally,’ which originally was ‘doolally tap’, your meaning is correct to mean some one who has lost the plot.
This comes from the name of British Army transit camp in India – it was called the Deolali Transit Camp.
It wasn’t a nice place, and caused a lot of mental issues for the soldiers who passed through it, they were said to have ‘Gone Doolally’ or ‘Doolally tap’.
Do- lally= off your trolley= crazy
Puppies:- Slang for breasts – ‘come on get the puppies out!’
most of these words are used in Australia..
I’m a 3rd generation Irish American in my late 60′s and a HUGE fan of BritishTV, especially the murder mysteries.
On several occasions I’ve heard the expression “argy-bargy” (Pronounced arjee-barjee) Which in context sounds like it refers to argument. I just love it and intend to incorporate it into my own fanciful lexicon! Gotta LOVE the British sense of humor!
yes argy-bargy is a playful way to refer to an arguement- but refers more to the drama – cafuffle – around the situation… the havoc it might cause…
I’m really interested to hear what people think of the British sense of humour as I’ve heard from lots of people round the world that many think the Brit sense of humour is terrible- most liekly becasue it’s totally obscure and most don’t get it… but interested to hear what people thought as I thought it was renowned round the world as famous for being good- but now I’ve heard most think it’s awful???
I can’t believe no one has mentioned that number 92 is wrong. Chav does not mean white trash because a chav can be any race, there are plenty of black and Asian chavs in England as well as white. It just means a lower class person who usually wears tracksuits/ cheap jewellery and just generally behaves badly. Other regional terms for chavs are ‘kevs’ or ‘yam yams’
Some other slang words I know:
Clunge or snatch – vagina
Mashed- high off weed
Lashed/smashed/sloshed/rat arsed/legless/fucked/wankered and my dad’s old favourite ‘three sheets to the wind’ – drunk.
Matted or munted- ugly
Dank- hot/good looking, or it can describe good quality cannabis
Also, I’ve got a ask: why do Americans say ‘I could care less’ when they mean they don’t care? Dont they realise that doesn’t make any sense!
Hello, first off I would like to say how funny it is watching non-british people argue over how ‘us British’ speak xD yes, I understand that some of you are in fact, British.
Also! The program is called ‘Only Fools and Horses’ NOT ‘Fools and Horses’.
I was quite amazed to find out that people in America haven’t heard of the word ‘Telly’ or ‘Brilliant’, they’re such common expressions here.
Also, up north we say ‘hit the road, Jack’ as in to get going or get on the road.
Some of these phrases are not known to all British people because it depends what part they come from. I don’t like that some people are saying others are wrong for not having heard of a phrase before. We don’t say some of the things that are said in the South. There are plenty of videos on YouTube showing the difference between the North and South.
Strawberry creams and Gentleman sausage
British Accent <3
Guys, what does the expression “Help ma boab” mean?
Thanks! =]
‘Tosser’ is a slightly softer word for a ‘wanker’, you numpty!
I noticed ‘give him/her one’ hasn’t been mentioned.
A woman goes in to a French restaurant and asks the waiter for a double entendre. So he gave her one.
Hi,
10 years ago I was working as Translator and for the first time I have heard the expression; Gentleman’s we are old and Bold enough; I was aware about the subject of the discussion and guessed the meaning, surprisingly enough I was right, but ever since I love those two words. Bugger, Wanker and Absobloodylootely are Brilliant!
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A character in “Downton Abbey” says something like, “He was her soap.” What does that mean?
I’ve been watching all 20 sets of Midsommer Murders, and have fallen in love with the slang word “slapper”. It’s a woman who “gets around”, to say it nicely. My new favorite.
Slapper or a bit more old fashioned “scrubber”, still used though.
“A character in “Downton Abbey” says something like, “He was her soap.” What does that mean?”
It doesn’t mean anything, I think you’ve mis-heard it!!
I’m Canadian, but from English relatives and watching Corrie I’ve picked up a few others not on the list: play the gooseberry (be a third wheel), gone pear shaped (fallen apart, gone awry), muggins (gullible person), do one (get lost, leave), go for a slash (urinate).
A few i’d like to add….
Snog – french kiss
crap – commonly used british word for poo, but also describes something that is rubbish or inferior.
wolly – meaning someone a bit silly.
minging – dirty or unattractive (applies to people, places and objects)
Everything on this list is regional, im from the south west and we have what other areas of the country would call ‘farmer accents’ we would not use cockney rhyming slang much, apart from the off phrase that has worked its way down here.
Also, i would say fucking, wanker, cunt, twat when im up the pub with my mates, but i would NEVER EVER EVER use any of those words in front of my parents, or a member of the older generation or at work. They are serious swear words and i would expect a clip round the ear hole.
Bugger is more acceptable and in fact is the word i use when i dont want to swear in front of my children. ‘oi you little bugger’ But they’re not allowed to repeat it, its a word for adults.
although we are a small country our slag and our accents vary considereably from region to region, so much so that when i go up north sometimes im not sure what people are saying. So i imagine its very confusing for an american visitor.
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Aar kid- Our kid
Arf soaked- Stupid
Babbee- Small child
Bostin- Terrific, excellent,fantastic etc
Cake hole- Your mouth
Coppit- Catch it
Gerroff- Get off
Gerron me wick- Fed up with someone
Gob- Mouth
Mooch- Look, as in a mooch around the shops
Palaver- A vexing situation
Trarabit- Goodbye and see you soon
He got one wrong the Horses for courses. It actually means , its always like that , say if something don’t quite go right but ends up ok its horses for courses. And before anyone asks yes i’m British.
Just thought you’d be interested – number 57… being made redundant is NOT the same as being fired. We have them both here.
Being made redundant is just that – your company has no need for your role any more, and therefore, you are now redundant.
Being fired means that the role will probably still exist after you have been let go, because the role itself is not redundant.
It’s an important destinction because legally you are entitled to different things depending how you were released from your job…
Thanks!
“Nosh” is not just British slang! It’s Yiddish for ‘eat’! At least specify where this word comes from!
hi………. i reli want to have a british accent
Well this site has kept me up past midnight and enable me to have 2 bedtimes snorts of whiskey.
which is wicked when you think about it. Lovely Jubbly !!!!
Is that Irish whiskey or Scottish whisky?
Horses for courses means each to their own.