Ultimate List of Funny and Rude British Place Names

We’ve done hours of research and have put together the ultimate list of funny British place names. I was laughing for hours trying to find the most amusing and rude place names in the British Isles. I hope you get as much pleasure reading the list as I got putting it together.

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Rude and Funny London Street and Place Names

  • Back Passage, London
  • Mincing Lane, London
  • Mudchute, London
  • Percy Passage, London
  • Swallow Passage, London
  • Trump Street, London
  • Cumming Street, London
  • Cockfoster, London
  • Dick Turpin Lane, London
  • Cock Hill, London
  • Titley Close, London
  • Cockbush Avenue, London

Rude and Funny English Village and Place Names in England

  • Acock’s Green, Worcestershire, UK
  • Babes Well, Durham, UK
  • Bachelors Bump, Essex, UK
  • Backside Lane, Oxfordshire
  • Balls Green, Kent, England
  • Balls Cross, WestSussex
  • Bareleg Hill, Staffordshire, UK
  • Barking, Essex
  • Beaver Close, Surrey
  • Bedlam Bottom, Hampshire, UK
  • Beef Lane, Oxfordshire
  • Beer, Devon, UK
  • Beggars Bush, Sussex passed her prime
  • Bell End near Lickey End
  • Bishops Itchington, Staffs, UK
  • Bitchfield, Lincolnshire
  • Boggy Bottom, Abbots Langley, Herts, UK
  • Booty Lane, NorthYorkshire
  • Bottoms Fold, Lancashire
  • Broadbottom, Cheshire, UK
  • Brown Willy, Cornwall,UK
  • Bushygap, Northumberland, UK
  • Catholes, Cumbria
  • Catsgore, Somerset, UK
  • Charles Bottom, Devon, UK
  • Clap Hill, village in Kent, UK
  • Clay Bottom, Bristol, UK
  • Cock Alley, Calow, UK
  • Cock Bridge, Hope, Derbyshire, UK
  • Cock Green, nr Braintree
  • Cock Lane, Tutts Clump, Berkshire, UK
  • Cock Law, Northumberland, UK
  • Cock and Bell Lane, Suffolk
  • Cockermouth, Cumbria
  • Cockernhoe, nr Luton, UK
  • Cocking, Midhurst, West Sussex, UK
  • Cockintake, Staffordshire, UK
  • Cockpit Hill, Derbyshire, UK
  • Cockplay, Northumberland, UK
  • Cocks, Cornwall
  • Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire
  • Cockshot, Northumberland, UK
  • Cockshutt Wood, Sheffield, UK
  • Cockup Lake District, Cumbria. UK
  • Coldwind, Cornwall, UK
  • Crackington Haven, Cornwall, UK
  • Crackpot, North Yorkshire, UK
  • Crapstone, Devon
  • Crotch Crescent, Oxford
  • Deans Bottom, Kent, UK
  • Devil’s Lapful, Northumberland, UK
  • Dicks Mount, Suffolk
  • Drinkstone, Suffolk, UK
  • Faggot, Northumberland, UK
  • Fanny Barks, Durham, UK
  • Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire
  • Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire
  • Feltham Close, Hampshire
  • Feltwell, Norfolk
  • Fingringhoe, Essex
  • Flesh Shank, Northumberland, UK
  • Friars Entry, Oxfordshire
  • Fruitfall Cove, Cornwall, UK
  • Fudgepack upon Humber, Humberside
  • Gay Street, Sussex. UK
  • Gays Hill, Cornwall, UK
  • Giggleswick, Staincliffe, Nth. Yorkshire, UK
  • Golden Balls, Oxfordshire, UK
  • Gravelly Bottom Road, nr Langley Heath, Kent, UK
  • Great Cockup & Little Cockup, hills in The Lake District, UK
  • Great Horwood, Bucks, UK
  • Great Tosson, Northumberland
  • Grope Lane, Shropshire
  • Hampton Gay, Oxfordshire, UK
  • Happy Bottom, Dorset
  • Helstone, Cornwall, UK
  • Hole Bottom, Yorkshire, UK
  • Hole of Horcum, North Yorkshire
  • Holly Bush, Ledbury, Herefordshire, UK
  • Honey Knob Hill, Wiltshire
  • Honeypot Lane, Leicestershire
  • Hooker Road, Norwich
  • Horncastle, Linconshire
  • Horneyman, Kent, UK
  • Hornyold Road, Malvern Wells, UK
  • Horwood, Devon, UK
  • Jeffries Passage, Surrey
  • Jolly’s Bottom, Cornwall, UK
  • Juggs Close, EastSussex
  • Knockerdown, Derbyshire, UK
  • Lacock, Wiltshire
  • Letch Lane, Bourton-on-the-Water, The Cotswolds, UK
  • Lickar Moor, Northumberland, UK
  • Lickers Lane, Merseyside
  • Lickey End, Worcestershire, UK
  • Lickfold, West Sussex
  • Little Horwood, Bucks, UK
  • Little Bushey Lane, Hertfordshire
  • Long Lover Lane, Halifax
  • Lower Swell, Gloucestershire
  • Menlove Avenue, Liverpool
  • Minge Lane, Worcestershire
  • Moisty Lane, Staffordshire
  • Nether Wallop, Hampshire
  • Nob End, South Lancashire, UK
  • Nork Rise, Surrey
  • North Piddle, Worcestershire
  • Ogle Close, Merseyside
  • Old Sodbury, Gloucestershire
  • Old Sodom Lane, Wiltshire
  • Over Peover, Cheshire, UK
  • Pant, Shropshire
  • Penistone, Sth Yorkshire, UK
  • Piddle River, Dorset, UK
  • Pork Lane, Essex
  • Pratt’s Bottom, Kent
  • Prickwillow, Cambridgeshire
  • Pump Alley, Middlesex
  • Ram Alley, Wiltshire, UK
  • Ramsbottom, Lancs, UK
  • Rimswell, East Riding of Yorkshire
  • Sandy Balls, Hampshire
  • Scratchy Bottom, Dorset, UK
  • Shaggs, Dorset, UK
  • Shingaycum Wendy, Buckinghamshire
  • Shitlingthorpe, Yorkshire, UK
  • Shitterton, Dorset
  • Shittington,, Bedfordshire, UK
  • Six Mile Bottom, Cambridge, UK
  • Slackbottom, Yorkshire, UK
  • Slag Lane, Merseyside
  • Slip End, Beds, UK
  • Slippery Lane, Staffordshire
  • Snatchup, Hertfordshire
  • Spanker Lane, Derbyshire.
  • Spitalin the Street, Lincolnshire
  • Splatt, Cornwall, UK
  • Staines, Surrey
  • Stow cum Quy, Cambridgeshire, UK
  • Swell, Somerset
  • The Blind Fiddler, Cornwall, UK
  • The Bush, Buckinghamshire
  • The Furry, Cornwall
  • The Knob, Oxfordshire
  • Thong, Kent
  • Tinkerbush Lane, Oxfordshire
  • Titcomb, near Inkpen, Berkshire, UK
  • Titlington Mount, Northumberland
  • Titty Hill, Sussex, UK
  • Titty Ho, Northamptonshire
  • Tosside, Lancashire
  • Turkey Cock Lane, Colchester, Essex, UK
  • Ugley, Essex
  • Upper Bleeding, Sussex, UK
  • Upper Chute, Hampshire, UK
  • Upper Dicker & Lower Dicker, East Sussex, UK
  • Upperthong, West Riding, Yorkshire, UK
  • Wash Dyke, Norfolk, UK
  • Weedon Lois, Northampton
  • Weedon, in the Parish of Hardwick, Buckinghamshire, UK
  • Weeford, Staffordshire, UK
  • Wet Rain, Yorkshire, UK
  • Wetwang, East Yorkshire
  • WhamBottomLane, Lancashire
  • Wideopen, Newcastle, UK
  • Willey, Warwickshire
  • Winkle Street, Southampton
  • Wormegay, Norfolk, UK
  • Wyre Piddle, Worcestershire

Rude and Funny Place Names in Scotland

  • Ardfork, Aberdeenshire
  • Ardgay, Ross & Cromarty, UK
  • Assloss, Ayrshire, Scotland
  • Backside, Aberdeenshire, Scotland
  • Backside, Banffshire, Scotland
  • Ballownie, Angus, UK
  • Blackdikes, Angus
  • Bladda, Paisley
  • Forest Dyke Road, Lanarkshire
  • Boghead, Ayrshire
  • Boysack, Angus, Scot.
  • Brokenwind, Aberdeenshire
  • Butt of Lewis, Hebrides, Scotland, UK
  • Cock of Arran, Isle of Arran, Scotland, UK
  • Cumloden Court, Dumfries and Galloway
  • Dick Court, Lanarkshire
  • East Breast, Inverclyde
  • Fannyfield, Ross and Cromarty, UK
  • Fattiehead, Banffshire, Scotland
  • Hillo’ManyStanes, Scotland
  • Inchbare, Angus, uk
  • Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire
  • Inchmore, Aberdeenshire
  • Merkins Avenue, West Dumbartonshire
  • Stripeside, Banffshire, UK
  • Tarty, Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK
  • The Bastard, a mountain in Scotland, uk
  • Twatt, Orkney

Rude and Funny Welsh Place Names

  • Bullyhole Bottom, Monmouthshire, Wales, UK
  • Cat’s Ash, Monmouthshire, Wales
  • Pant-y-Felin Road, Swansea
  • Penisarwaen, village in Gwynedd, UK
  • Sodom, Flintshire, Wales, UK
  • Splott, Cardiff, Wales
  • St.Mellons, Cardiff
  • Stop-and-Call, Pembrokeshire, UK
  • Tarts Hill, Flintshire, Wales, UK
  • Three Cocks, Breconshire, Wales, UK

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